NO RANGERS ALLOWED

A selectbutton gaiden podcast.

STARRING
@shrug as Honeydew Donghammer, desertwalking Zoroastrian dwarf druid
@gary as Bernie [[Sanders]], halfling elftaku and master of banjo, jawharp, and doubleflute
@km as Ven Ryefort, emo cat-summoning death cleric
me as BJ, feral filthy anarcho-syndicalist barbarian

and the erstwhile @tulpa as our long-suffering DM.

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WE HAVE A PATREON NOW. IT’S NOT MANDATORY OR ANYTHING. PLEASE HELP OUT IF YOU CAN.

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despite what you may hear in this podcast, I’m actually a good gm

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Fucking excellent. Yes

This podcast accurately represents me as a very bad d&d player.

Excited to listen to this!

Listening as I hand-sew leather because I must

I filled it with extra-heavy mouthbreathing just 4 u

I keep thinking this thread’s about red-heads.

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for a moment i thought you were implying that “ranger” is a slang term for red-heads

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I got the high sign from Google Play, so it should be on there for anyone that uses that crap

I am!, though it’s said ranga–as in orangutan.

Dunno how people write it, but ‘ranger’ works, depending on your accent.

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whoa, i figured you were just misreading the title at-a-glance as “ginger” but that’s much better

saying reengah to himself over and over again

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i think i knew a guy who had WRANGER tattooed down his forearm in year 12

Woah. Game-changer.

NOW ON ITUNES AND GOOGPLAY

(Stitcher still pending)

i’m really digging this intro

I like the occasional dips into solid-snake-gravel-voice combined with vocal fry; it’s very distinct from the solid-snake-gravel-voice

I may be solidly mediocre at dungeoning and dragoning but I am proud of “because you put all the dead people there” or however the fuck I said it OK

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I can’t stand the sound of my own voice so I’m never listening to this

The trick to getting over this is to work in customer service for years upon end and have to listen to your own calls ad nauseam for QA purposes. Worked for me, anyway