No but the planned codpiece extension certainly will
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exclusive sensations never felt before
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this is one of those things where i feel like what i think of as a videogame and what they think of as a videogame are really far away from each other
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they should hook it up to the guys assassins creed is chasing on the missions so that you’ll just be going about your day and then ahh what the fuck!! it feels like i just got stabbed with some kind of dumb robocop-ass finger spike!! that really smarts!! why would you do it like that?!
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Will it perfectly replicate the feeling of being stabbed? I’m sure that’s someone’s fetish. Also someone once told me being stabbed with a shiv in prison just feels like being hit. You don’t really feel the metal bit going in because it’s happening so fast. Then when it’s over you notice you’re bleeding maybe before you lost consciousness.
Also it says it simulated parkour? What? It simulates the feeling of running and jumping and landing on your feet and stuff? And it’s basically a shirt you wear? How is any of that supposed to work?
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Finally we can get another semi-obscure game blogger rising to notoriety by using a gaming peripheral to cum
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deep cut
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finally we get to physically feel what it’s like to have one’s bulge noticed
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toups i have commented on your bulge MULTIPLE times, way to dismiss me
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these sensations are in fact trademarked by ubisoft, if you ever feel them on your own you will be hearing from our lawyers
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which preorder edition includes the most sensations
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Hopefully it will be successful enough to become a widely adopted gaming peripheral so lonely gamers can finally experience the feeling of being touched by another person. Not even sure if I’m making a joke here or not.
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How deadly is taking it in the shower.
Continuing the discussion from The News Grandmaster 4000:
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I want a shirt that makes me feel whatever Sid feels when he microwaves that hamster in Maniac Mansion
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Gameplay:
Dungeons of Blood and Dream is a randomly generated dungeon crawler with roguelike elements in which the player will wield an array of bladed weapons and harness wondrous spells to fight through hordes of skeletons, zombies, slimes and other disgusting creatures that dwell in the dungeons. No two playthroughs are the same!
Features:
Procedurally generated dungeons filled with enemies, treasures, traps and secrets;
Over 20 cursed rings with unique powers. Some effects change depending on what finger the ring is on;
20+ unique weapons, each with different effects;
Randomly generated potions with effects varying from one playthrough to another;
Dungeons of Blood and Dream (Steam)
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mfw I’m shot:
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They gotta get that getting shot sensation right because American teens these days are pretty discerning about what that actually feels like.
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