Nice, looks like I managed to hold out long enough that I don’t have to pay for Apple Arcade to try this.
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spooky, i woke up this morning wondering about that
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I’ve listened to the album so much I guess I owe em
If you’ve ever wanted a game where a woman has an intimate relation with a giant goose while Not-Queen plays.
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the real successor to r-type final
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Now do Fantasian next.
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Oh it’s the Porteguese Millionaire at it again.
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man looking at the mingame lineup, i can see why this sat on the shelf so long and didn’t even make the direct. it doesn’t seem to have the actual focus of a jackbox game/switch sports or even the freeform appeal of a kinect party kind of thing that is just to show off hardware.
so many of these just seem so fundamentally poorly thought out as party games. we’re going to play “auction” as a game devoid of any context? counting ice cream? a bingo game that does not even look as good as a free mobile version?
the color finder or hide and seek games at least seem like they could be fun for kids if you have enough space and decide to set things up on purpose but it really does literally seem worse than even regular 1-2 switch. the ultimate trying to please everyone and ending up pleasing no one
i still literally cannot believe the first one was not a wii sports style pack in it’s still the never ending nintendo price of $50 (which wildly is more expensive than the new one)
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wonder how hard it would be to uncover an accurate list of people who were soft-fired to a windowless basement office for their participation in this game’s development
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i mean it’s probably exactly the opposite and it was clearly railroaded to market by sheer force of some deluded executive will over the polite objections of all but that’s less fun
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16 posts were split to a new topic: the password game
As far as I can tell this is just the AA version of that cellphone game that’s all about staring at a lady’s butt while she shoots stuff
no I’m pretty sure this is more of a video game per Apple’s requirements of stripping out microtransactions from Arcade games
that makes it at least 25% more video game
Are you sure we aren’t still starting at a lady’s butt while she shoots stuff though
I don’t dispute the context but I do object to the conclusion
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literally isnt this 80 percent of the games you play
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No usually I’m inside the lady’s head when she shoots stuff, if I can see her butt she’s usually hitting stuff with a sword
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In @Father.Torque 's favorite game, you never see the lady’s butt.
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Man I haven’t played solitaire in months, that phase is over
The chess notation thing is you have to add the + at the end for no reason, that makes it work
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