News Thread XII: Xbox Humiliation Ritual - Part 12 the 12th

Nintendo is using their budget-premium remake of Starfox 64 to introduce modern audiences to the concept of the G-Diffuser system

paving the way for a new F-Zero

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You ever think that we’re approaching a year where every major publisher release is a port/remake/remaster of a game from 5-35 years ago?

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they really misinterpreted no new games 2026

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I want MORE remakes with WORSE graphics and I’m not kidding!!!

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I understand everyone’s reservations with yet another remake

however I think we should wait to pass judgement until we hear the new game’s line reading of “Cocky little freaks!”

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More importantly “Your daddy screamed reallllll good… BEFORE HE DIED!”

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Let’s hope there’s an expanded 4 on 4 multiplayer mode lurking in there.

Did anyone ever actually manage to unlock the on foot mode for multiplayer?

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Teyon is a hilarious choice for a Hunter the Reckoning game

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yes and it was bad because people could just pick tank and run over you or pick arwing and be mostly untouchable

ignoring that it worked on only half the maps

didn’t stop Namco from putting it front and center in Assault

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There’s going to be at least one sex scene and you are going to kill a remarkable amount of human enemies even though it’s the world of darkness. That’s my prediction. Where are my terminator and rogue city heads at. Robocop had the pd as a hub right? I’m trying to picture how they will portrayal the non combat parts of hunter. Will they let us kill cops??

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wooo yeah motherfucker more bad wizardry remakes on the way!!

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Data East aka Marvelous has the rights to 6 and 7, who knows bout 8?

Data East isn’t a Sunsoft/SNK situation right?

Drecom (owners of Wizardry) and Atari (who just bought the rights to Wizardry 1-5) have both released statements attempting to clarify that No Atari Didn’t/Yes Atari Did Buy All The Rights. Functionally we’re just back to the same situation we were in 2019 where the rights are split between two companies who are working together, and as end users it will have basically no affect on us.

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as far as i know they’re owned by g-mode, who are in turn owned by marvelous, a videogame publisher and anime producer

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Marvelous AQLm who owns Data East is 20% owned by Tencent and owns a decent chunk of Microsoft stock. Otherwise they mostly own recording studios and theatres .in Japan and are responsible for a lot of mobile apps. Not much in the way of drones other than their interest in mirosoft

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hi

the old new Starfox game has a good soundtrack

except for the Star Wolf theme, which isn’t as fuckable as Assault’s arrangement

look, listen to Assault’s Star Wolf theme and say to my face that track isn’t fuckable

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my bluesky feed is mostly Elden Ring fans shocked that furries would consider these new starfox designs LESS fuckable

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Nintendo Switch 2 price increases


Japan only Switch 2 increasing from ¥49,980 to ¥59,980

No price increase for (nearly impossible to get) international version in Japan.


Canada increasing from $629.99 to $679.99


Europe increasing from €469.99 to €499.99


USA increasing from $449.99 to $499.99

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