News Thread 64 - Max Headline

I guess I just feel like the game is not worth as much without Hey Mickey. I suppose they can do a legally distinct variation.

Fuck Urine tho.

Jimmy Urine is the creep from MSI.

Let’s not sully the good name of Johnny Urine.

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the Urine family has been through too much as it is

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how do i unlock naoto oshima, i only have one quarter left

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you have to A-rank every stage in score attack mode and raise 3 of the highest tier of Bloborn in A-life mode

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I feel like constantly pushing the stick forward is going to kill my poor thumb. But I am old and busted with regard to thumbs. Im trying to do the motion now and its not happy.

I kinda feel like stick steering was solved as far back as gran turismo 3. You’ll will not develop reflex recovery of a slide like on a wheel but I think vehicle speed / stick speed sensitive steering is fine.

I think the best solution for a compact setup is a controller with a little wheel, but I get not everyone wants a special controller. This would really need a second trigger for the brake for left foot braking.

Sanfrancisco rush in an N64 emulator with a wheel set to 180 degrees feels (to me) exactly like playing it in the arcade to such an extent that I think the steering is actually real time direct to the stick angle and they compensated for it with vehicle physics. Ive never side by sided it but I used to play a lot of arcade Rush.

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the only vulvehicle I respect is the hitachi ma[is dragged off stage]

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I really wish the Jogcon caught on. I need to snag one

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Great news Web3 gaming fans!

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please contribute to the crowdfunding campaign for my new console called the Polonium — the first ever console to be enriched with Polonium-210! level two backers will receive another console absolutely FREE to send to the person of your choosing, so you can bring all your friends under the umbrella of Polonium-branded Gamer Products!

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I just immediately read that as the (Robert) Pelloni-um

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its got gunpla

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Web 3 is such a tell of grift.

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Also porting the PSP version (the best one) to PS4&5

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Looks like it might be much improved over the state of play footage from a few months ago.

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Squeenix saw how much I wanted it to be a true successor to Drakengard 3 and said Enough.

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capslock,italics,underlined:

Hell Yes :servbotsalute:

a bit of a shame that the PC version will launch two months later (because of… why?) but don’t think I’ll have a PS5 until then, so that’ll be the version to get anyway.

VA … not so sure, even VP2 had some nice trash-feeling to it, this trailer made it sound a bit too … sanitised? Professional?
Give me my ICICLE DISASTER level of performance, it was a core component of the battle system for me :twinklestar:

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I tried the gunpla yesterday and it’s a blast. Of course Zach being Zach once you start the second one you’ll realize your workspace is too small and the instructions are incomplete, so it becomes a puzzle of sorts.

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Oh yes please

The gunpla painting is its own perfect kind of hell. I love it.

The other included games I’ve gotten to so far include fast food PLC programming from the future, a weird dungeon picross thing, and multiple forms of Solitaire.

The story in the game so far has been oddly heartwarming.

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