News & Gossip VII: For Blood and Headlines

It looks like Wolfenstein with melee and 3rd person rope swinging I’ll take it.

Guy doesn’t really sound like Harrison Ford though.

Guys

Youngblood is Wolfenstein 3 until they remember how bad that game was and replace it

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Youngblood would have been fine if it had been just a regular game without some absurd live service game grind built into it.

Bullet sponge enemies don’t work in a Wolfenstein.

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They should have gotten Mark Hamil to do his Harrison Ford impression it’s spot on

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old bj living in a cave under a nazi base just sitting around all day disheartened by the existence of parallel dimensions or whatever was dumb

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you would have thought the end of his neoliberal character arc would have been in 2 after the angela davis expy set him straight

Wow was that really what it was? I never made ot past the early missions.

I liked the demeanor of him and ania’s kids but i think they should have had more fun murdering nazis instead of whatever half hearted thing they were trying to do

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maybe I’m not being fair since this is basically how I live everyday blackpilled by climate change, but I also haven’t been gifted a synthetic superman body or jewish power armor. hell they could of sewed my head onto bj’s old broken body I could of got some more mileage out of it

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i believe every day that game woulda been better if you were in a wheelchair the entire time or if you played as ania the second half instead of bj just getting a lab grown aryan superman body, i do genuinely really like that first half where bj is extremely dying and sad

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they’re both great tbh, I don’t think any AAA game has really come close since in terms of a purely enjoyable narrative like that

the fucking death, death, death courtroom scene right after you dismember your father and then get the incredible slapstick of them sewing your head onto a new body… simply the best

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The deep dive.

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I’m sorry did you say dark messiah, I was just sitting with my family and my hair lit on fire and I said to myself “someone on selectbutton must have said dark messiah”

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honestly this looks like your jam in a few ways

the dark messiah part is first

Yeah Avowed looks legit. I will probably be checking that out as well.

Honestly everything they showed looked pretty good. Even that 4X game and that’s not even my genre.

Part of me is hoping avowed is the real deal Dark Messiah combat put in a skyrim. I could still be game for just passably crunchy fps combat but its looking close enough to tempt me.

Indyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

I feel like the fist fighting in an indiana jones game made by ex starbreeze people is going to whip ass

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I look forward to also actually whipping ass

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Yeah this actually looks kinda cool, surprisingly? I think the voice actor is doing a pretty good impersonation of that era of Harrison Ford but it’s pretty understated. The writing seems kind of bland though unfortunately

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