News & Gossip VII: For Blood and Headlines

i can’t believe im the only one on here who loved Neon White. i feel like it scratched the “restarting 3D Sonic levels over and over again” itch in my weird brain with a little bit of visual novel cheese on top

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I loved it but the parts I found truly transcendent are def in the later half of the game. However in order to truly enjoy some of the final levels, you have to build to them over the length of the game… and also not be a speedrunner. Watching the speedrun versions of the giant Book of Life gauntlet level made me depressed but restarting that level 50+ times to play it like a normie, skipping nothing, was some of the most fun shit I have ever done in an FPS

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News 7: Like a Dragon

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will the vtuber video convince me to trust vtubers who haven’t played NES Dragon’s Lair for 22 hours straight

because my only other requirement is “don’t be racist” and 99% of them qualify under that

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imo the graphics look too normal and the guy is too floaty

i’ve seen maybe 30 seconds of footage but i feel my verdict is just

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The Last Ronin was sort of the Dark Knight Returns of the TMNT books. It was a good story. Supposedly this is going to be a character action game like God of War 2018. I’m sold.

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they should make one for that one spiderman DKR ripoff where he accidentally kills mary jane via radioactive spider c*m. like dear esther but with more webs etc

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Now I’m trying to imagine a character action game like God of War 2018 but with Spider-Man.

Also can we get this thread pinned?

They are literally making a sequel to that comic right now. This could happen.

He’s holding onto ropes of cum, obviously

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I feel at the start of each of these threads is a post by me going “hey stickying this would be neat” >_>

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machine girl fuckin HITS
i love him so much!
def on heavy rotation recently if my last.fm is any indication

i’m not really into the style of game but i might buy the soundtrack eventually just cuz i love that dude’s music to pieces

i know this album is old but this is my jam recently!

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it’s my fault for unsticking (on my end) every thread that gets sticked, so I never think to pin

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89 FLASH GAMES ARE BACK ON NEOPETS!!! THEY SAID THEY WERE ONLY GONNA DO 50!!! I’M GONNA PLAY NEOPETS BANK PANIC SO HARD man I got my account back at the best fucking time

neopets funding ruffle to bring back flash LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO

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Hilarious that they decided to use binary armor saves years after the tabletop game ditched them. That’s honestly my favorite bad rule in 40k, but it…doesn’t work the same in an FPS.

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Spider-Man don’t have backbone in this pose

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Damn, this is the first time I’ve heard of Neopets doing something cool since I was in middle school! The fact that they’re actually sponsoring an open source Flash emulator is really good of them. Are they still owned by scientologists?

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Oh god I should’ve realized it must’ve been a tabletop rule. Hilarious.

the scientologist who founded the site sold it in TWO THOUSAND FIVE. none of you have experienced the scientology neopets site don’t worry about it (everyone asks me this first thing when I bring up neopets)

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I thought they were back in 8th ed. in 2017. that’s when binary AP saves were removed, which is what the Boltgun damage system seems closest to: negligible chip damage unless you can beat their armour

feels way better than randomly missing 66% of your shots, seems pointless when we’re all familiar with damage affinities & resistances now

oh gods 2017 was years ago, wasn’t it

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