News at XI: Pro Evolution Gossip

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hi tim

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the developer said:

“I’m in my 60s now… My lifestyle is so awful. My life expectancy is probably measured in seconds rather than years. So if I’m going to design another game, it’s got to matter.”

incredible Molyneux pull quote

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far be it from molyneux to make exaggerated claims

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I love this kinda shit.

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wow, spoken like a true comedy podcaster

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How timely! Just the other day I finished playtesting a game where Tim Sweeney ends up in hell. (It should release on Thursday.)

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just doing some epic megacrimes between meetings about getting kids into gambling, normal gaming CEO stuff

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Yeah the childporn is outweighed by Twitter’s function to… uh… it helps society to uh… it’s…

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for some reason, 15 or so years ago, a significant portion of the world’s richest and most powerful people got hopelessly, insanely addicted to one of the most boring websites ever made and it permanently destroyed their brains. if it went away, they’d have to go back to forming their own thoughts

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They also got addicted to child sexual abuse content apparently. Every rich guy seems to love it

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they apparently added roblox style thirty party purchases to fortnite games. the fortnite version of steal a brain rot has a $45 in app purchase now.

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to be fair, the whole point of conservatism is the facilitation of child abuse, so that’s something they brought to twitter, not the other way round.

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right it’s just insane that twitter invented a pedophile computer that publicly posts this shit and tons of wealthy men think you’re the crazy one for not being ok with it

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i feel like all these losers like this technology because it satisfies their own base urges to see that bitch from HR taken down a peg and because the logical outcome of its normalization is that women have to disappear from public if they don’t want deepfake nudes popping up whenever an employer name searches them in the future. this aligns with their goals of exercising any kind of power they can to shrink women’s worlds back to the boundaries of the home. just dismal, awful people.

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I respect molyneux for wanting to go out on his shield. with how garbage this industry is it’s pretty quaint to remember a time where this weirdo dude was the biggest problem

though I guess he did end up consumed by the blockchain brain worm for a while there

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English release of Tenshi No Uta 1&2 coming out on Switch this friday it seems.
The font looks kinda hard to read though.
The games are separate purchases on the eShop, not a collection for some reason.

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little bonus detail in that Molyneux interview that he’s vaping the whole time he’s saying all that, he should start wearing an eyepatch.

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Best title screen out there. The games are pretty good unremarkable rpgs.

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