News at XI: Pro Evolution Gossip

I forgot you were the forums number one monkey ball fan so yes, this news must seem extra disappointing for you

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yeah, sorry, to be precise I think it looks like it’s going to have a very hard time struggling to be more than a loose demo reel rather than the exhaustively fleshed out worlds this series is known for. it looks like Shenmue 3.

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It’s ok the new Kirby has serious monkey ball energy

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Though for that matter I think phoned in Yakuza games are honestly pretty good— I was super disappointed in infinite wealth and Sonic racing crossworlds because those seemed like they wanted to be big standard bearers and they were way worse than their predecessors. I honestly liked Gaiden and Pirates just fine because they seemed cheap and dumb. that’s why I’m still looking forward to K3; “this looks unnecessary” is kind of their sweet spot rn

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I’m super curious because of my yakuza theories (that the games suck cuz he left) and i hope the Japanese prime Minister is trump-like in the way where she pays too much attention to media and sees this game coming out and gets really mad since they’re just using real places now

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The steam page has some screenshots with big gun & car UI so there’s two points of differentiation at least.

also, id like this 2 be overly presumptious but with the level of representation they generally operate on its difficult for me to imagine nagoshi getting a korean protagonist through if he was still on yakuza/ with sega.

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holy shit
maybe graphical fidelity is good actually

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my biggest take away from the screenshot of Don Dragon shooting a minigun is unlike John Yakuza, he will kill people and also holy shit it’s the Binary Domain UI

Nagoshi left because he knew BD2 would never happen

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the idea that Sega was holding him back from making korean gta with binary domain shooting … yeah I believe it

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Looks like the lead might be a fat guy…and I think that would be bad ass…

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I haven’t cared about yakuza in a while but gang of dragon is a stupid title (laudatory) and I like that theyre putting it up front that you get a minigun and flamethrower for some reason.

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I’m waiting to hear about voice commands.

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Third act twist, robots take over the city

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if it’s actually binary domain 2 with a fat guy then I retract all criticism

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am bound to play this just check out how well they’ve captured real kabukicho after years of fake kabukicho

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Not every game needs to be re-released. Some games can be kept as ROMs that people download and play on emulators.

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motherfuckers, the game is based on Jaws The Revenge

journalism is dead.

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I think it probably would make her incredibly mad because it has a Korean protagonist but I’m guessing she just won’t pay any attention to games and gamers… The true underdogs of society

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what if that’s the good one :thinking:

shork

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