Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

Looks real dope yes please.

oh no, that looks like it rules

guess the cycle has started its first turn

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berserk musou looks awesome, day 1 p.

also what the shit, besides the vocal songs, shiro sagisu blows the shit out of hirasawa in terms of OST.

really going for that lost 32x CD game look

I’m putting my body all over that when it comes out

…maybe I did die in that car accident…

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the western release has midi for some reason


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starting to circulate that NX is Nvidia Tegra based, ARM, can connect to TV or not.

this was definitely the right choice. it may actually be the first shipping 16nm Tegra so performance ought to be pretty good, probably almost on par with the current bone (a year before it’s replaced but still). I’m actually excited to see Nvidia’s weird boutique hardware actually get some software support, since even the amount of software support that Nintendo’s weird boutique hardware receives would be an upgrade.

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yeah, this is more or less what everyone was predicting, right? I guess what I’m wondering now is if this will replace the 3DS or not. will nintendo just only have one line of consoles now?

I just want to know if it will actually be portable, or will it be a big cranky tablet thing. I want to put games in my pocket, not have to carry a special backpack for it or something

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they ain’t going to rube me again
(please quote this post if i buy one)

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ok idiot

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it really should replace the 3DS too as a platform but the problem is that the tegra can do up to laptop levels of power consumption and heat dissipation which is uhhhhhh a form factor issue in a handheld

So help me god if they don’t take the obvious track of having a low-power portable mode and a console-comparable higher powered mode while docked

I mean, there’s no way they can’t do this, right

Not even Nintendo could goof up that hard, right

Whatever, just name your price you bastards

edit: also, congratulations, all it took was 20 years and a catastrophic sales failure to finally get a mainline Pokemon game on a home console, which also doubles as a portable

The idea of Nintendo making a hybrid is the ultimate ā€œHave your cake and eat it tooā€ shit w/r/t their markets

another dumb edit: look, if this gets me portable Splatoon, yes, go ahead, destroy your core business, I’ll profit

I’ll just keep editing until I get locked out: The current NX lineup: Zelda, DQ11, Sonic 2k17, and the system seller, Just Dance 2016

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Mouse Souls is now available in early access. It’s still real pretty and scary!

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those capcom fucks better overhaul monster hunter now.

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The NX has a Tegra X1? they better downclock that when mobile or you’re not going to get much battery life out of it…

The stuff I’ve been reading says the devkit has an actively cooled X1, which points to one of two things:

  1. The X1 is a placeholder for the X2

  2. The X1 that will ship will be underclocked

I look forward to continue not giving a shit about how games on Nintendo systems look and enjoying low-battery life on recent Nintendo products (man, the 3DS’s sleep mode battery life is very :frowning: )