Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

The best argument/rage I’ve read is a guy being distraught that FE has moved from hardcore SRPG to waifu simulator, then Nintendo gutted the waifu sim parts out, leaving him with a net loss

I can sympathize with that sort of logic, like, if you’re going to ruin this man’s fun, at least leave him what you put in instead

wow @ronk @Mr_Mechanical did y’all not know about Dropsy? That whole game is about hugging.

The Wii boy and his blob had a hug button but I don’t think it has any mechanical function

Which really makes it better

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only once they develop the technology required to hug you back

I think we have the technology already, if you would be willing to invest in a hugging apparatus and mounting on your chair.

They’d probably just straight design a special hug chair though, so it’d end up like Steel Battalion all over again.

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I would be if you hadn’t called Donny, you monster.

Look at you guys, not fighting over Raph, the turtle for those of us with true fine tastes. Abhorrent.

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He’s legit 2nd place for me, and definitely the other turtle I can pass no judgement on for people preferring.

Michelangelo is just the lazy pick.

FUCK YOU LEONARDO NOBODY SHOULD PICK THE SCOTT SUMMERS OF THE TURTLES.

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Every Leo not from the 80s cartoon is just the worst, but 80s toon Leo is pretty cool.

Nope, didn’t know a thing about Dropsy.

same, had no idea of dropsy, sounds cool

I picked it up during the Winter sale, but haven’t played it yet. I have one friend who picked it as their game of the year, while others found it a bit too adventure gamey. I think I’ll enjoy it.

Games Workshop sale on Steam if you’re into that sort of thing

http://store.steampowered.com/sale/games_workshop/

speaking of all over this:

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Reverse power-fantasy RPG, 26 Gy.

“…three playable characters lose a level with every passing minute. You have to find weapons, armor, and stat bonuses to try to counteract the deterioration.”

This can and should be a great game. This might not be it, but I’m getting an SMT vibe.

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God I love weird RPG Maker projects

oh God, @shrug @Father.Torque everyone, halp

show me the ores

Wait

You’re telling me that Funcom made Age of Conan and they’re trusting them to make another game with the Conan license

And it’s an open world survival game, the current game fad, joining illustrious company like Atari dusting off the corpse of Asteroids

This will go well