Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

ohhhh good grief

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I thought teenage anime fans were the entire audience for this game, but I have just been informed otherwise

I watched the Mighty No 9 trailer and the Goat Simulator trailer back to back and I’m like, one of these understands its audience and the other is completely oblivious to it.

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my sides, help

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On the other hand, as someone who is most likely not the audience for either of those, I now know exactly what it is like to play Mighty No. 9 and have absolutely no idea what the hell Goat Simulator even is. Is it a game or an extremely poorly animated cartoon?

it’s a Tony Hawk game made by Scandinavian students out of 100% assets they bought elsewhere

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Dreamcast 2 Confirmed.

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I don’t want anything to do with FF14-playin’ VR Miku if that’s what I have to accept to get Dreamcast 2:We Need A Bigger Warehouse

I have some keys for our versus game Combat Jr I wanna share with ya’ll before Combo Breaker.

https://interdimensional.itch.io/super-combat-jr-ii/download/gKOKX1Sw7805P34V52DY1gCz1iH7793I3P5ZFU4i
https://interdimensional.itch.io/super-combat-jr-ii/download/RcFboa0QRn29HcJuEZd12N3GIkgIe8RpEck3y4F6
https://interdimensional.itch.io/super-combat-jr-ii/download/dCO53YMhCjCepOEQC5oV2oUPuCuwyHqHTT7FSR6M

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First key is still availaaable!


http://absolvergame.com/

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there are a few different studios trying to make a plausible genre out of this and I’d love to see one succeed!


http://www.echo-game.com/

This I will keep an eye on

It’s an artist competence thing. Bionic Commando Rearmed is the same genre and basic engine type and that looks good.

It’s surprising because Inafune’s skillset is in illustration to begin with, but I suspect that’s the problem. Like he’s mediocre and exercises stifling control over it, driving away talent.

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is this a dark souls-alike pvp game

because i am kind of down with that

about time “God Hand-like” became a genre tbh

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This is a real game and it’s coming out this year and it is going to rule so hard.

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oh man they finally removed all that awful bloom and color filtering garbage. I wonder if the mechanics will be more interesting than yet-another-3d-cinematic-platformer