Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

Just the sheer presence of the word “Hoobastank” in this is basically a sign that Sega knows what time period Sonic needs to rep for.

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This would look so much more interesting if the trailer’s main giveaway of the narrative weren’t You Get to Be Man Who Protects Delicate Kyaaaa~

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OMG GUYS MEGA MAN!!!

https://mega-maker.com/index.html

countdown to C&D

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Yeah, gee. release it so we can get a copy before it’s shut down please.

why do fangame developers insist on making it as much like a real commercial release as possible. literally just release your game with multiple hosting site links on popular forums and keep your head down

the countdown is really just pushing it too good grief

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This is in Extremely My Shit territory

So new Armored Core.

EDIT: Oh wait, looks like it’s fake? bummer.

Fire Pro is now in Early Access. 20 bucks. I will probably pick it up this weekend. SB League?

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48 posts were split to a new topic: the zodiac ache

yeah i bought it
just when i’m almost certainly not going to have time to play it :frowning:

also:

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fire pro is out and steam workshop is poppin off

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I would have thought a Monster Factory alumni would be higher up the list.

A few months ago, before FPW was announced, I was threatening to become a professional Fire Pro Wrestling gamer streamer. I even designed a special mask that I would wear “on cam” and was about to place an order for it, from a professional luchador mask maker, but I delayed hitting “submit” on that order long enough for this game to be announced. That killed my interest in doing gamer streams. Probably gonna be a billion other people doing pro-wrestling games online! Why fuckin’ bother.

While practicing for my new gamer streamer lifestyle I ran Jumbo Tsuruta vs Nick Bockwinkel over and over and over and my Jumbo kept getting his fuckin’ neck broken 5 minutes in. It was real dispiriting. I’m not good at Fire Pro.

I regret not ordering that mask, even though streaming is probably a bad idea. Hopefully I won’t regret buying Fire Pro Wrestling World.

Disgusted that no one’s uploaded a Micro Man or Atlantis or Ultimo Guerrero or Rush yet.

But there are 2 Daisuke Sekimotos so maybe it’s not all bad…

EDIT: Taking that back. This game is bad until we get MICROMAN. I’ll have to hook up my PC tomorrow and digitize him.

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This beautiful, terrible boxart.

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http://vblank.com/20170711_shakedown_trailer.php

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:waynestare:

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