Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

Go Preds

nice

I’m totally just cheering for subban because I want the habs to be demonstrably proven more racist than nashville

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back in my day, we used to stay warm during winter by building a haskell compiler

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is there any reason that haskell still exists other than pandoc

god bless pandoc

truly the imagemagick of document formats

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still compiling

if only I’d remembered to -j0

boy, if I had a nickel for every time I said that

am I right folks

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xmonad is a pretty good tiling window manager that’s written in Haskell.

Otherwise, like most novel programming languages, it mostly exists to allow programmers to brag about how smart they are

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You learn a lot about Linux when you set up a compile farm so you can run gentoo on a 1.6GHz pentium m

Honestly, one of the best decisions of my life

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:wink:

you guys like secret of mana right

Riesz is a playable character in the upcoming fighting game Million Arthur Arcana Blood, based on Square’s Million Arthur mobile game series. Hawkeye is an assist character. Short gameplay clip: https://twitter.com/Seiken_PR/status/870130478522617857

Cover art: http://i.imgur.com/XjpG86l.jpg

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why is everyone always fighting?

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It’s how you express your feelings, according to G Gundam.

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@tombo thank you for liking my compiler dick joke, I was afraid somehow no one got it

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god, yes

Hmm, I wonder if the relative simplicity of the game allowed them to amplify the check calls, theorizing they’d have more overhead to do so. Of course, adding quantity isn’t very effective protection against algorithmic solutions…

Squenix put up samples from the Zodiac Age soundtrack.

http://www.square-enix.co.jp/music/sem/page/ff12/tza_ost/en/index.html#

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46 posts were split to a new topic: please fix fighting games by changing everything that works about them

COOOOOL


With pawn hiring! Capcom accidentally not being shitty here.

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