Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

Who the fuck reveals a tactical CQB shooter with fucking cutscene bullshit

Yeah, I’m as down as anyone for some SWAT 4 action but what is even going on in that trailer?

I was going to make a joke about playing the SWAT team that shows up in the last two levels of every FPS but I guess that’s actually Operation: Racoon City

I like my friend’s work on justifying his SWAT game, DUE PROCESS, through Judge Dredd/Sega Saturn aesthetics:

I think you need 5 layers of irony to make this enjoyable in 2017

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This sounds entirely awful

Some of that stuff sounds pretty cool but the stuff that’s just cosmetic seems like work they could have skipped, I think. Unless there’s an actual gameplay effect, I don’t see the point in putting that much work into what is essentially window dressing

This is the strangest place to drop a Coil reference.

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Hey, they be ripping off Umbrella Corps stuff there!
@Drem

I know right? I thought about saying something but decided something had probably done it before UC anyway. I imagine it would get good use in a single payer game.

But does it have incremental lean height?

This is the worst sequence of words

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That’s just incredible.

Selectbutton

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Literally every single one of those things sounds like the best thing in the world to me, I don’t even know you people any more

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idk how Larian became the literal best-ever CRPG developers in between that weird panzer dragoon spinoff game and original sin but they are on fire

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Getting decent Lost Planet multiplayer vibes from this

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divinity original sin is one of my favorite games of all time and I don’t think I’ve ever gotten past the second act because I keep restarting to try different builds

the idea of being able to GM in real time with the combat systems of original sin is just too much for me

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same with halo 1/2 (see outcry about master chief collection port) or really any sufficiently complex game

There are things about me my parents don’t understand, and they made me

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It’s such a fucking relief that we don’t have to code our children line by line

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You do, though! With constant syntax errors to boot!