Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

hey

remember when Atari rose from their graves and killed all the TxK ports, including the VR ones

No, I did it on the Xbox 360 version. I was even number one on the scoreboard for like an hour.

AND FUCK ATARI THOSE PIECES OF SHIT

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the only time you’d ever want to watch pewdiepie

I feel like there’s good odds it’s just going to be a remaster, but I’ve been wrong about these things before

the list of games I’ve been waiting for xenia/rpcs3 to support before getting rid of my ps3 has been whittled down pretty quickly by remasters (though I haven’t had to actually purchase anything twice yet as far as I can remember). after this, if platinum finally does a PC release of bayonetta and vanquish (the way that Sega’s behavior in recent years strongly suggests they will) it’s pretty much just fight night champion. and demon’s, of course, but I don’t necessarily need the ability to replay that at any moment.

Oh, there’s workable cfw now? Do I need to have not connected to psn in like 2 years for it to work? Or did they finally give up like they did with the psp?

If this isn’t a new Red Dead game then… well, it would definitely be something else. Yeah. Definitely a Western though. Hell, I would even take a remaster of RDR so long as it was an actual full-fledged remake and not just the game running at a higher resolution.

Give me Red Dead in first person please thx.

No-time?

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I’ve never actually listened to him before. How fucking high is he?

I’ll defend pewdiepie. The guy is funny and a fantastic editor. I can only take small amounts of him but he’s not bad. I would have liked him a lot as a13 year old.

b&

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A curious glance made it look easy but still a day of headache. I like that the hackers confirmed Sony just disabled software-PS2 emulation. They really just took it out with a firmware difference and then went ā€œlolā€. Because the hackers cracked it and then you could play everything a backwards compatible PS3 could play. What an obnoxious decision.

Don’t know the status of indvidual emulators because the guys that make modded-console videos just go YO YOU CAN PLAY THIS, YOU CAN PLAY THIS IT CRAZY and less what a SBer would care about.

http://www.magicalgamefactory.com/en/blogs/wm-blog_1/?rdirectlink=45

Hey there was an updated on Project Y. That game is still looking pretty great!

Brave

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I mean statistically someone here had to right?

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Locomalito is extremely rad and I will always enjoy watching a good playthrough of their beautiful and mechanically tight games that I have absolutely no interest in playing.

So it’s a new Red Dead. Scheduled for release in late 2017. There’s a trailer coming Thursday. That’s cool. I wonder if the map that leaked a while back is actually legit because if so then that’s really cool. It’ll be a nice, great big game.

But I don’t like the name. It’s literally called Red Dead Redemption 2. So lame. Was hoping for Red Dead some-other-word-that-also-starts-with-R. But we can’t have nice things because Marketing.

Nu-Prey has an alt-history thing going on with it.