Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

yeah i bought it
just when i’m almost certainly not going to have time to play it :frowning:

also:

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fire pro is out and steam workshop is poppin off

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I would have thought a Monster Factory alumni would be higher up the list.

A few months ago, before FPW was announced, I was threatening to become a professional Fire Pro Wrestling gamer streamer. I even designed a special mask that I would wear “on cam” and was about to place an order for it, from a professional luchador mask maker, but I delayed hitting “submit” on that order long enough for this game to be announced. That killed my interest in doing gamer streams. Probably gonna be a billion other people doing pro-wrestling games online! Why fuckin’ bother.

While practicing for my new gamer streamer lifestyle I ran Jumbo Tsuruta vs Nick Bockwinkel over and over and over and my Jumbo kept getting his fuckin’ neck broken 5 minutes in. It was real dispiriting. I’m not good at Fire Pro.

I regret not ordering that mask, even though streaming is probably a bad idea. Hopefully I won’t regret buying Fire Pro Wrestling World.

Disgusted that no one’s uploaded a Micro Man or Atlantis or Ultimo Guerrero or Rush yet.

But there are 2 Daisuke Sekimotos so maybe it’s not all bad…

EDIT: Taking that back. This game is bad until we get MICROMAN. I’ll have to hook up my PC tomorrow and digitize him.

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This beautiful, terrible boxart.

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http://vblank.com/20170711_shakedown_trailer.php

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:waynestare:

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Wait, does this mean they have an actual in-game justification for having to be careful around your enormous VR cord?

https://blog.us.playstation.com/2017/07/11/discover-the-creators-yoko-taros-favorite-ps4-games/

Yoko Taro is a treasure.

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in response, my seven favorite PS4 games:

  1. Nier: Automata
  2. Nier: Automata
  3. Nier: Automata
  4. Nier: Automata
  5. Nier: Automata
  6. Nier: Automata
  7. The Last Guardian
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I have never wanted to buy someone a drink more than I want to right now

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This is an awesome interview full of crucial information

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Nice find. Isn’t Jason Moses @Deets ?

It sure is!

So depressing that @deets doesn’t link to any extant profile :frowning: :frowning: :frowning:

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That was me not remembering he changed his name to @mosesplan

The forum went and sent me a dang email as soon as @The_Blueberry_Hill mentioned me! Wowwweee this new selectbutton forum software is something else, I tells ya.

(I added my twitter info to my profile just in case)

Stay cool everybody~

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