Any parent-child stuff ruins me at this point but from the title that sort of thing in the new Pirates movie made me scream that I did not care.
Spider-Man: Homecoming is cute but sometimes the plot has to happen and the Action Climax is mostly just noise.
Spider-Man pets and helps a nice bodega cat.
Donald Glover gets to speak the immortal line âI like bread.â [SPOILER!!!]
Zendaya kinda owns in it.
and, having seen guardians 2 now, I have to say that these are both astonishingly competently directed
like, I donât think anyone could put together a big-budget crowdpleaser sci-fi action movie without it collapsing under its own weight for the better part of 20 years and these donât wear on me quite as much as the other marvel stuff does either
the only problem with either of them is that the writing is like, 10% too crappy â too much artificial drama between the best buds, too much PG-13 use of âfreakinââ, too many unearned âyou see what I did there?â moments
otherwise they are really admirably durable
We caught the 4th Pirates on TV and were shocked how much better (but still not great) it was than the 5th one.
I am still thinking how horrendously bad it was. I only hope a good flophouse comes of it.
There was a âjokeâ i didnt get until four hours after the film ended and when i did it felt like I had been kicked in the balls (sorry toll).
the visual effects quality really went up a whole rearload of notches between the first two of these monkey planet reboot movies
guess they got a bunch of cash to play with or something!
homecoming is too damn long. even more so than other bloated marvel movies, since there could have been a very tight movie here if they didnât have to indulge in marvel universe world-building and set-piece glut (even though they are largely good). it was unsurprisingly unfunny considering that it was written by six people. keaton is pretty cool though.
I watched 30 minutes of Doctor Strange last night before turning it off because I was really bored and there wasnât enough Mads Mikkelson for me to care
These movies fucking rule
The true films of the proletarian revolution
I like these ape movies especially the first one. The new one is good too but itâs not near as good as Iâve seen some people make it out to be, and it(/woody harrelson) wasnât as crazy as it looked in the trailer.
Donât rain on my parade I havenât seen it yet
also apparently they made the cia killing latin american socialism and running drugs for noriega and escobar and training contras into an aw shucks good old boy tom cruise movie
Damn it why do I have to wait two more weeks to see gun monkeys part 3
those are the best movies
no
pretty much every Tom Cruise movie since magnolia has simultaneously made me think âthey could only have made this with Tom Cruiseâ and âthey could have just as easily not made it at all.â
I guess collateral acquits itself pretty well
I donât wanna hear any shit about Ghost Protocol, except about its title
My big problem with BABY DRIVER is the idea of someone who spends a healthy chunk of their life with earbuds in being happy with/not pained by standard issue iDevice buds!
Maybe my ears are just weird idk
i also thought this was an oversight
i hate those little fucks
Thereâs a gorilla with a FAL.
Also uh a human soldier dude whoâs featured in a key scene has a knife with a pretty disttinctive handle wrap/shape strapped on his back and judging by that and the shape of the sheath Iâm pretty sure it was made by the dude I used to know who made the WARFIGHTER knife.
In fact it might actually a be a BENGHAZI WARFIGHTER model.
PLANET OF THE WARFIGHTERS
In Maryland âregulated firearmsâ are on a big delineated list of like 50 specific models but thereâs a catchall at the end thatâs like âany copy of the aboveâ
A buddy of mine comes into my office to complain that heâs been looking at gun pictures for like two hours trying to figure out if the gun in his case is a âcopyâ. I ask him what it is, Iâve never heard of it. I plug it in google images, and I go âoh thatâs a FAL copyâ.
He was grateful, but also very mad.