MUWT 2: The Quickening

i saw casino royale. why does the dead hottie ride in on a horse on a crowded beach with black children chasing her

james bond misogyny is a lot to get past, but i like that he just fucking kills people. also poker. love poker

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oh i also saw into the spiderverse so ive now seen two marvel movies officially and WOW ITS GOT SOME ANIMATION! eye candy woof

i liked all the spider people except the weird anime girl she just came off like a dva fan character by a twelve year old but maybe that’s the point but also maybe i don’t care. at least they didnt go all out WACKY JAPANTS with it

anyway back to watching real movies now

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He’s even viler in Quantum of Solace and it rules.

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yeah this is the only one where it feels like maybe the misogyny isn’t supposed to be good

yeah but even when the girl is owning him its just so written by a man. i laughed at so much of vesper’s dialogue

OH GOD AND TEH FIRST CASINO was full of old ladies and ‘unattractive women’ so the literal only hot lady in the room was horse girl and that was super jarring

also like, the REALLY FUCKING LONG DRAWN OUT ‘they are a couple now but the movie isnt over so somethings up’ honeymoon phase went on ENTIRELY TOO LONG! jeez!

i guess the one thing i really do like about bond movies is how action takes place over huge spaces with huge setpieces and theres a lot about the movement around those set pieces. also every scene feels like the final scene in any other movie

like the opening embassy chase scene could have been a final scene in something else. all the action is like that. its cool

people are telling me that the sequel to this movie is even better but im not in a rush to find out
im beginning to think maybe i should just watch john wick

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I couldn’t stand quantum of solace, it didn’t have action scenes it had gif sets

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casino royale is really the only one that’s close to objectively good throughout if you aren’t into colonialist kitsch (which I say without judgment, I’ll watch roger moore anytime), there are a couple other recent ones that have comparable setpiece direction but they always fail to actually keep up being critical of their characters after a couple sequels

I was sad there wasn’t a film master or a 4K DI for them to make the new casino royale 4K transfer from, 2006 is right on the edge of “maybe hold out hope they hadn’t transitioned to a digital pipeline that maxed out at 1080p” and it was not to be, a lost decade of movies that can’t look any better

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what i really want is a movie of like, the headquarters with all the gadgets, and you never actually SEE bond’s action you just see the action of people getting frantic phone calls and picking the right gadgets and getting them out on time

i just want more judy dench and her twink secretary

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after watching john woo and michael mann movies with you plus casino royale i think you would like john wick because its the type of action scenes you like without the bullshit you hate in these movies

i have seen more action dad movies since i met you than in the rest of my entire life. what a journey

now you have to watch the cook the thief his wife and her lover with me

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listen you can slander me in public however you want but I maintain that the theatrical cut of Miami Vice is one of the best films ever created

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miami vice was cool but MANHUNTER is the movie i cant stop thinking about forever
like manhunter is legit one of my favorite movies, any movies that put animals in them just because it looks good in the scene is my favorite
(THATS NOT ALL I LIKED ABOUT IT)

i guess i have to watch thief now too
but i must counterbalance bullets with subtitles!!

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i need to get the sick ass manhunter poster i had hanging in my bedroom back from my parents

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miami vice top ten all time

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@daphaknee and @iguferon you’ve both seen Blackhat, yes?

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i havent but i am meaning to watch it

oh weird yeah i have seen this but i didnt know who michael mann was when i saw it (like i guess i knew about his movies that people would talk about but i never learned the directors name)


for my uncut gems posse @daphaknee @Felix

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Unbelievably fucked up that Uncut Gems doesn’t appear to be showing anywhere here.

Like they expect me to stream it?!

why do you think I had to drive down to seattle

movie is too damn american to play outside of its borders

(also A24 is still doing the impossible and trying to exist as a mid-budget production house)

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