Joker: it’s not even over yet and ffffffuuucccckkk this movie
An incredible performance in service of a godawful script. I checked out 10 minutes in when they drop the fantasy exposition scene and realized it was going to be that kind of movie
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i wonder if the dead eyed lion king or the jokester making one billion dollars will result in worse movies over the next five years
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Someone’s gonna try to combine them
Scar: Origins starring Daniel Day Lewis in his most twisted role yet
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Or just a realistic CG version of Joker sold as the “live action version of Joker”.
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I can’t think of many actors I wouldn’t want to see Daniel Day Lewis dramatically toss off a cliff
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okay
guy ritchie: already directed aladdin > has also directed a sherlock holmes and king arthur movie to complete the british trifecta he needs robin hood > guy ritchie directs a gritty reboot of disney’s robin hood with the most taxidermied ass computer furries you’ve ever seen
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jan svankmajer’s fantastic mr. fox
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that antifa robin hood reboot would of been a lot better with animal puppets and guy ritchie
One possible good thing about The Joker, is that it cost like 1/5 the cost of the movies which usually do 700million or better, in worldwide box office.
The good thing being that it might start a trend of studios willing to invest in smaller stuff and/or putting financial limitations on movies, which can sometimes lead to more creativity?
Venom was also similarly cheap. However, I suspect the sequel will get a huge budget from Sony.
i don’t see anything really happening except more smaller budget comic book movies and other kinds of remakes and just making them gritter and R-rated which…eh
i mean jared leto in morbius the living vampire is a movie concept that i cannot imagine anyone actually wanting to see and basically it only has the benefit of existing in the vague sony-disney spider-man intellectual property blob
if that is a wild success then maybe out of the dozen try hard post joker/venom movies we might be lucky if one of them is fun like mystery men or something
don’t really see it affecting people with actual original non reboot/remake/adaptation ideas who want 50 million dollars
i mean i guess todd phillips probably has a blank check lol
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Sony is not a rational actor and their actions cannot be used to predict what sane studios and executives do
the net result of Joker is they’re making a Joker 2
the mid-budget original drama is already dead
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Joker$
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d*ng. does this mean he can make powerful gut-destroying gay jokes on the Silver Screen again? maybe comedy isn’t dead after all…
JOKE(rs) on you SJW hoards…
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Joker: Into The Multiverse is such a thing that is going to happen.
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CATS is already on its way.
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The post 2015 political epoch has blessed and cursed me with the superstitious mind of a medieval European peasant so fuck you for speaking this aloud and ensuring that it will happen
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i haven’t watched it again yet but i’m thinking about how much i like The Host
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Can’t wait to see the little hat and shirt models they drop on reused animations from Favreau’s Jungle Book.
Disney Magic 
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Apparently Frozen 2 includes a Weezer cover of a song in Frozen 2 in the credits of Frozen 2 and I am sorry I ever liked their first two albums. What have I done?
I mean, tbh, if Disney was putting down the money I’d cover a song from Frozen 2 for the credits and I can’t even play music!
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