I watched Inception recently and that snow dream made me want to play Goldeneye or Rogue Spear.
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So good it justifies the other five hours of movie or however long it is imo
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Iâve always felt that he back-kicked the shit outta that door, too.
I think Inception is just one of those movies I can watch over and over. It occupies a similar spot in my mind to the ones occupied by eXistenZ and Cube even though itâs way more Hollywood than those two.
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my in-canon explanation for why all the dreams in inception are so boring is because all of the people having them are like moronic MBA dudes
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nolan exclusively dreams of rejected bond action set pieces
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Last night I went to a midnight screening of the lost and recently rediscovered âgore cutâ of 1994 childrenâs romantic comedy Tammy and the T-Rex. With a ton of gooey, graphic horror footage re-inserted into the film, it plays well as a legitimately good horror comedy. Itâs the stupidest trash Iâve ever seen, but itâs funny as hell.
Teenage Paul Walker gets beaten up by bullies and thrown into his townâs âWild Animal Parkâ, where he gets mauled into a coma by lions and panthers. A mad scientist steals his body, removes his brain, and transplants it into an animatronic t-rex. Yes, the dinosaur is robotic in the diagesis. And now itâs being piloted by a human brain. It canât talk, but it can dial a payphone and do complicated charades.
Whenever the dinosaur has to use its hands for anything, the film cuts to a closeup of its head, and some dudeâs arms in shoddy t-rex gloves get to work. Itâs so flagrantly unconvincing, the crowd was losing it. In certain scenes, the implication is that the arms stretched to like 10 feet in length to e.g. reach the telephone.
There is also some really weird grasping at pathos that sometimes almost sort of works. Like, Paul Walker goes to his own funeral and his girlfriend covertly digs up his body so they can return his brain to it, but the body turns out to be totally rotten and filled with maggots, and he has to confront it. As a robot dinosaur. Then they go to the morgue and she holds up various dead bodies for his approval or rejection.
Itâs currently touring thanks to Vinegar Syndrome, so if it comes to an indie theater near you, check it out!
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so a real prefigurement of Furious 7 huh
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Are there any shots of Paulâs feet and if so how would you rate them on a scale of 1 to 5.75 (out of 5)
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i saw knives out! it was ⌠ok!! if you like cozy mysteries it is definitely worth seeing, but one of those things where saying literally anything else about it will constitute a spoiler of some kind.
after seeing it, we ended up talking about parasite even more than the knives out itself
renoirâs french cancan fucking rips
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Iâll tell you all about it when I see you againâŚ
I finally watched Dolemite Is My Name and I absolutely loved it. Thank you for making a movie filled with fun performances and raunchy and a happy ending. Wesley Snipes and Eddie Murphy were amazing and the clothes were great who gives a shit about anything else
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Itâs disappointing they danced around his queerness but also totally unsurprising considering itâs an Eddie Murphy movie though maybe tackling this has opened his mind a bit and heâll finally make the Little Richard movie he mentioned in that Playboy interview. Boy thatâs a good interview
Zardoz was cool as hell. Kept thinking like Death Stranding that critics would have no fucking clue what to do with it.
âHow quickly will I know that QT wrote True Romance?â âElvis and Sonny Chibaâ .30 minutes later. âWow this sucks. Iâm quitting.â
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I wonder how large the ancap grim fandango fanbase is
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Glottis Vommed
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Ianâs masterpiece of adventure
imagining an alt right poster type reaching the part in Casino Royale where Bond has a half-page internal monologue about Vesper being A Stupid, Silly Bitch who Ruins Everything Because Such is The Nature of All Bitches, And We Shouldnât Have Gotten Her Involved In This, The Bitch! and just like
finally feeling seen
as Suave Superspy James Bond has this infantile breakdown because Girl got dropped into Spy Business and so he has to vent by calling her Bad Names
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also the part where Fleming/Bond is all "sex is the best when it feels at least a little bit like youâre raping your partner"
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