Damn, this seems better than when Cats released to audiences hungry for comedy. Are they just cheering lines from trailers? I almost wanna go to a showing.
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me too
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peoples joker is the worst movie ive ever seen, like actually. Congratulations to keys to tulsa for losing its throne.
they need to stop letting incel white trans women from making thinly veiled autobiographical movie about how theyāre in arrested development like this shit is yakubs curse and im so sick of it there is no less interesting āartā in the world to me than finding out about how a woman used the internet too much and became twisted. maybe we shouldnt let people wrap their identity so much in validation from others!!
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if you havenāt seen National Anthem yet I thought that was really good
not a single fucking set! NOT ONE
NOT EVEN A BASEMENT TO FILM ONE OF TWO BASEMENT SCENES IN
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right its like crazy how the entire movie is just badly constructed. its literally worse than a channel awesome movie because in those they actually had sets and went to locations. and nobody ever tried to say kickassia was a highly important film either lol
its so awesome to take frank miller to task for being a big bad guy or whatever like its 2009 and then treat one of his characters so much worse than he ever did like its soooo fucking reddit. vera drew is an industry plant
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yeah I kept saying I canāt believe nostalgia critics the wall is a much more thoughtful and well put together movie
also the fact that the movie was just an elongated record scratch WELL I BET YOUāRE WONDERING HOW I GOT IN THIS SITUATION like oh my god put it in the MOVIE use METAPHOR donāt HALT THE MOVIE COMPLETELY to do asides where you stand inside a Spencerās gravestone spelling out your life story! artless and solipsistic. wanna see a movie thatās the exās side of the story hahaah
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my ex who is definitely much worse than me, but isnt that bad because I still love them of course, and I didnāt do anything wrong due to my Christ-like nature as a matter of course
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David liebe hart did great and since everyone did such a shitty job in the movie it came off like this amazing award winning performance in comparison
Iāve been talking to my queermo stand up comic friend about the movie because sheās afraid to see it, she thinks if she hates it everyone will be mad at her, which like every bad review Iāve seen of this movie is also afraid of hahaha
oh the movie is also pussy becayse every time it makes an edgy joke or says something off color it LITERALLY has words pop up on the screen that say NOT REALLY I DONāT MEAN IT THIS ISNT ACTUALLY TRUE like itās trying to get ahead of youtube comments! anticipating then participating in arguments that havenāt happened is the lowest form of expression
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itās a youtube video essay tbqh
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theyāre way better, we kept saying its sub-youtube content. like they havenāt caught up to what youtube videos are like now and are copying channel awesome circa 2010
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Every time a guy accused of sexual abuse is mentioned in the vaguest of positive ways the characters on screen stop the movie to say ābefore The Troubles of courseā like pre-crisis Bill Cosby and post-crisis Bill Cosby are two separate guys. Like shut the fuck upppppp lol
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looking forwards to watching 8 hours of castration movie in the fall because God knows we need more movies about the coveted incel-trans woman 4chan alliance Iāve heard so much about. finally a movie for people who read /LGBT/ all day and develop ridiculous levels of self-hatred, art is saved etc etc
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i was neutral on the peopleās joker until i found out scott aukerman had a cameo as mr freeze in it, immediately endeared me. now i just donāt know what to believe. i stll havenāt seen it (and never will) but i think scott aukerman should play mr freeze for real
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Watched Companion, which was maybe kinda predictable (you donāt show that bottle opener that many times for it not to come into play) but it was entertaining enough!
Probably gotta see another movie or two with Sophie Thatcher before I stop associating her with those candy colored hover mopeds from The Book of Boba Fettā¦thatās not a knock on her or her acting, just how much those goofy scenes are still stuck in my crawā¦
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it was incredible to see two more dorsky films recently (hours for jerome and 17 reasons why), iāve only seen four total but he might be my favorite filmmaker.
i also made a calendar for myself for movies i want to watch at home, movies i want to screen for friends in my discord server (ask if youād like to join!) and screenings i want to go to irl and iām going to try to hold myself to it over the coming months. hereās what i have atm:
o sangue (costa) april 12 (home, weekly discord screening)
sang titre (godard & miƩville) april 12 (home, weekly discord screening)
hovering over the water (monteiro) april 14 (home)
the crucified lovers (mizoguchi) april 16 (home)
new rose hotel (ferrara) april 17 (home)
lāintrus (denis) april 19 (home, weekly discord screening)
coeur fidele (epstein) april 21 (home)
le veilleur (denis) april 23 (screening)
aim for the ace (dezaki) april 26 (home, weekly discord screening)
la belle noiseuse (rivette) april 27 (screening)
in vandaās room (costa) may 1 (home)
contempt (godard) may 3 (home)
nomad (tam) may 16 (screening)
akasen chitai (mizoguchi) may 22 (screening)
children of paradise (carnƩ) may 23 (screening)
les dames du bois de boulogne (bresson) may 31 (screening)
chimes at midnight (welles) june 5 (screening)
faust (murnau) june 23 (screening)
girlfriends and boyfriends (rohmer) july (screening)
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Minecraft. Miserable garbage. But itās smart enough to be stupid, and I guessā¦ I guess thatās something.
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watched part of Oceans 11 on the plane on someone elseās screen. still good. i feel like every character being competent at their job, even the villains, is what makes it so compelling. the slight of hand the movie plays with the heist is really fun.
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