did you yell chicken jockey and throw your popcorn and spill your own drink on the seat and put ketchup cups on doors to fall on people when they walk through like the mirror universe rocky horror minecraft movie is meant to be
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ive only seen the old one which has one of my favorite YA FUCKIN LOSERS endings of a movie ever
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I watched Avatar 2 on my 3DS. It was long.
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âŚwas it in 3d
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Is anyone here going to see that Warfare movie
My friend who I see most movies with seems to think Alex Garland is a brilliant visionary filmmaker and wants to go, but Civil War looked like âwhat if a twitter culture war was made realâ and this one just looks like military jingoist propaganda but with a âjust the raw factsâ plausible deniablility filter over it
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I love Alex Garland and Civil War, and will regrettably see whatever he makes. I think CW is pretty misunderstood, but donât fault people for reacting the way they did to it or even just not liking it.
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old mate loves to talk about how heâs a hard-boiled egg and the most vulnerable he got in that regard (Men) was so widely shat on that he was like âok fuck it warmovis forever i guessâ
to be clear weâve not watched Men nor Civil War
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Civil War was sooo bad and Warfare is going to suck shit so yes absolutely Iâm going to watch it
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i semirecently rewatched the ghost directed by alex garland dredd with a friend who is similarly inclined towards watching idiotic violent scifi movies in 4k on her giant oled and itâs actually like a 0 good action movie, asleep at the wheel -core
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The first hour and a half was. The second half had an encoding issue so was in 2d.
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Seen Transformers: One was on Prime so I finally watched it and it was⌠pretty good? I was, indeed, entertained.
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I have a friend who loves watching bad movies ironically. He invited me to a 4D screening of the Minecraft movie followed by dinner at Outback Steakhouse.
I went in wondering what they meant by 4D⌠They meant that, in sync with the action on the screen, your chair jerks around and puffs stale air at the back and top of your head, and also your ankles.
This was really funny in the excruciatingly slow first 3rd of the movie where everyoneâs just bumming around the real world doing nothing of consequence. Whoever programmed the 4D stuff was so desperate to use it that they took any opportunity, no matter how much of a stretch.
Like, youâve got this very slow, quiet scene in a classroom, just droning on, and then this boy lightly sets his notebook down on his desk and your entire seat careens with the impact. Someone drives a car totally normally, but your seat is humming and bumping like itâs the Indy 500. Then they park and open the door and you get blasted in the face with air. I want to see like a Todd Solondz movie or something in 4D.
FOLKS⌠This movie sucked. Just the most cookie cutter pablum, but you already knew that. I liked how they spent the entire movie just savagely killing pig men in hand to hand combat, but then at the end Jack Black made this whole entire show of sparing their leader. I guess a character gets enough lines and they pass some moral threshold where you canât brutally beat them to death on screen. I also liked how the little gen alpha ragamuffin protagonists kept telling Jack Black that he needed to come with them to âThe Real World.â Thatâs gotta be so condescending for a man whoâs been living in Minecraft for decades.
I was hoping the audience would lose it for the chicken jockey or whatever, but the audience was so dead silent throughout that I turned out to be the most disruptive viewer just by whispering to my friend âhere it comesâ.
The less said about Outback Steakhouse the better, but at one point we ordered a round of 5 âMock Crocâ mocktails for the table, and the waiter started laughing with us, so that was nice. They were supposed to come with plastic toy crocodiles but you need to know that those were fucking plastic ALLIGATORS, I am a Florida native, who are they trying to fool. Those absolute cads. Why donât we have any actual Australian restaurants in the US? What do Australians eat at restaurants anyways? Burger Rings?*
*Just kidding just kidding sorry Eska!! Iâm sure Australian food is at least OK
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This is a thing that annoys me so much in mediocre AAA rpgs
you can murder all the goons with impunity but then you have a choices and consequences cutscene with the goon chief where you can decide to spare him for some good boy points or kill him anyway for some racist boy points
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Mt. Zero olives, sweet potato fries, salmon of deeply corrupt industrial provenance, gnocchi
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Heâll yeah
omg⌠I wouldnât be able to handle this. iâd cry.
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if somebody did all this for me i would be convinced the night was going to end with them proposing
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watched The Angel (1982) a few nights ago. That shaky cam bit with the fencer is the most insane pixilation Iâve seen since those shots in Cutie Honey 2004
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i watched eyimofe the other day, which was good, though since then iâve wondered about the canon of movies that are made up of separate stories and at some point you see the characters pass by each other or something, usually without any obvious impact. seems like if you listed the movies that do this youâd have a pretty long list. i guess in general i think thereâs something a little corny about it, but there are obvious exceptions
i also watched the chalamet bob dylan movie on a plane. been thinking about the powerful world building of two characters getting into a car and adjusting the radio so that we hear ââstatic static static-- tensions build in vietnam as-- static static staticââ very potent stuff. that said it is fun when i get to watch a movie that feels like a coen brothers movie from a decade ago saw into the future to ridicule it explicitly
also watching common side effects, which i like a lot, though ultimately i have to be crying wesley snipes pointing my gun at it because it has the âyou got thisâ brain virus (which is when a character says âyou got thisâ in it). actually it was also a top ten anime betrayal when they stooped down to pick up some word pluralization comedy now that i think about it. but whatever itâs still good. wrong thread i guess
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