Movies coming out that are not by disney

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Oh dear…

No Tony Todd, no deal

Todd is in it and I think the weird idea is that he’s passing his Candymaness onto the new guy?

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i’m curious about whether he appears, though as long as we hear that voice big + booming my ass is in a theater seat day 1 for this

i was sold at “say my name” but todd saying “be my victim” was like… erotic

v. hype

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there’s literally no reason to link to this in here but the new TENET trailer is out

i have to admit i’m kind of intrigued, it looks like he is doubling down on mann fetishism and extremely unintrusive special effects and i would watch anything even approximating an odd couple buddy cop movie starring two of the most interesting actors out there right now

but like

so the last part of the trailer really defiantly blasts the words COMING TO CINEMAS synched up with Inception Farts and it just makes me want to throw my computer out the window

like, charitably, because there is no date listed i am just hoping this means that they are delaying the movie indefinitely until whenever its safe to release it in theaters

but i can’t help but feel like…

like is nolan trying to outdo the body count of the dark knight rises?

is the trademark nolanesque sense of lingering ambiguity that makes your memory of the movie stay with you forever supposed to be you not knowing whether or not seeing this movie made you transmit COVID-19 and kill your own grandma?

we may never know

maybe the movie is just so DEEP that you’ll NEED a mandatory 14 day period of isolation just to contemplate its mysteries

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I was really bummed when Tony Todd showed up on Alphas and didn’t have bee summoning powers.

I had been avoiding the trailer, since I was already sold, but I finally caved and am really impressed.

I don’t think that long rumored Hellraiser remake has the same opportunity to be as interesting as this does though.

so is Tenet just a remake of that episode of Red Dwarf from the 80s the way that Memento was a remake of a Seinfeld episode and Inception was a remake of a Scrooge McDuck comic?

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This post has big “I have multiple books and videos that prove you wrong (in Italian)” energy and I want to turn this into a shorter phrase that I can throw around so people understand what I mean.

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I linked this before but it is aparently on Amazon Prime US and was filmed in my dad’s hometown so might have to use means to see it. Would love to get SB impressions of it good or bad.

I cannot wait for all of the DTV action movies being written right this moment about a hard bitten cop dumped for being to Awesome and Hardcore by a smirking liberal who doesn’t understand Just How Evil These Animals Are and then going on a vigilante violence bender. They are gonna rule. DEFUND THIS ratatatat

this is the movies coming out not by disney thread that sounds like every marvel movie from the last ten years

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Zero Marvel movies follow this plot structure. In Marvel movies, the heroes are the smirking liberals

wow they’re worse than i thought lol

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Joss Whedon belongs in the Hague

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hrm

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This is the only movie I’ve ever been excited about.

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I still have basically zero expectations for this movie (I don’t even like the second one), but am still excited for it.

Oh wild, I always thought Bogus Journey was like Gremlins 2 in that it was everyone’s favorite one.

I did submit a video of me attempting to play keytar when they put out their call for clips for some kind of unspecified montage.

Bill & Ted has maybe the most compelling vision of future utopia I’ve ever seen. I wish I was being ironic

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