Mighty News Thread Number 9: No Silksong in Mudville

The visuals do look pretty good though.

No gameplay, I think this is a bit of a ‘Concord spooked us’ update.

They explain what an extraction shooter is and show this art:

Look forward to ‘more’ in 2025.

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lol the skill up review for Veilgaurd is basically the exact opposite of the gushing eurogamer review.

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yeah but look what a dork he played as

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I didn’t want to be the one to post the variety-style, “Insertcredit says bye Tim,” but since no one else is going to do it, I might as well get it over with.

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I feel that making a credibly mediocre thirps is easier than making a credibly mediocre brawler and, also, that Bioware’s ability to write anything has been on a straight downward trajectory for a decade but I will profit from your willingness to take the plunge.

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Tony Hawk Irresponsible Pro Skater

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“All the dialogs sound like hr is in the room” so they finally noticed that all their previous games sound like workplace sexual harassment simulators and decided to swing too far in the opposite direction

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Hard 4 me to parse much from that glowing review other than the author being impressed it looks expensive, doesn’t totally fall apart, and the combat has epic slo mo animations to distract from primarily tedious cooldown mashing.

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I am starting to think that’s really all Felix could ask for of new releases.

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ok well i feel like you have to do a proper post now you’ve mentioned whatever this is

honestly, the fact that this game has made some normies perk up and say ‘this is shit’ has got my attention. Now I want to try it to see how much I don’t like it

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tim quit insertcredit the podcast again, apparently by insulting everyone else who worked on the cast + all the fans

seems like the parts of the tim schtick that are actually true are the ones where he’s a narcissistic asshole

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damn secret sb double agent 108

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actually I gotta give him some cred for making his protagonist a dumpy looking guy, like someone you’d buy weed from in 2005

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i watched tim’s livestream recently and he seems really annoyed at his own audience so I guess that’s only going to continue to get worse and worse. he probably doesn’t need to release new videos ever again and I was surprised he did the 360 video

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who is his audience these days? Is it bitter old wannabe youtubers who dream of one day replacing Tim? Is it holdovers from the old ic days from ages ago? Is there a young wave of New New Games Journalism Journalists? Is there a bunch of something awful dipshits and channers hatewatching? Who loves Tim in 2024?

its people who like youtube games criticism videos with lengths in excess of 2 hours and people who find his schtick funny. No one hatewatches him anymore

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