Mighty News Thread Number 9: No Silksong in Mudville

Ultimately the impact would just be a change of domain name but still sorta fascinating

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Thanks Starmer

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Oooofffff and here i thought that this

is too busy already!

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This product is ridiculous ($100!) but I’m glad to see acknowledgement of some good at least.

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The dream realized, of rolling around in bed to the cacophony of wet squishy gunshots, finally. Thanks, Nintendo.

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this is cute imo but i don’t understand how this is supposed to work for non-single folks and not drive your partner crazy

i checked with my wife and she confirmed it would be too annoying

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Also between this and the Pokemon thing why are they pivoting into wellness why are they obsessed with sleep tracking now. Which C-Suite guy’s hobby is this

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they need to collect our bio data ahead of the brain implants in 2043

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I thought the purpose of an alarm clock was to be too annoying to stay in bed

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yes but

  • i wake up 2 - 3 hours earlier than my wife
  • it seems really intensely annoying - probably good for folks who have trouble waking up
  • it stops playing the alarm when you’re out of bed, but what if someone else stays in the bed? if i have to hit a button, then one of its main gimmicks is kind of lost
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Its for children

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there isn’t a single child in that trailer!

ok, done Alarmo posting now

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Good news! They say on the product page it literally doesn’t function if there are two people in the bed.

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It’s not necessary, but if these posts were going to be split into a new thread we could call it Raising the Alarmo

Or perhaps Remember The Ala(r)mo

That is my contribution goodnight everyone

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imagining all the conversations at dinner tables tonight initiated by people telling their partners that they’re willing to start sleeping in the guest room once the Nintendo Alarmo™ drops

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yeah this is why I can’t use pokesleep either

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Those Mario and Zelda Game & Watches from a few years back already had pretty good alarm clocks. I thought they were gonna make a Metroid one…

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I just had to buy a new alarm clock last week to replace the one I’ve had since middle school. I’m glad this is expensive and super gimmicky, because when I first saw the announcement I was so bummed that the timing wasn’t better.

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how come insert credit is one word but not selectbutton :stampstampstamp:

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Are they captializing it now adays?