Max Payne / Alan Wake / Quantum Break / Control

He’s allowed to, because unlike kojima, sam lake is charming and funny and actually self aware

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oh hey I just heard there was some quality kojima dunking happening, excellent, carry on

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fitgirl is such a nerd she put Late Goodbye as the installer music for Alan Wake 2 though i have to admit that as a cringe remedy fan that this does appeal to my heart on some level

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hope he sees this?

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it would make my day if kojima saw us dunking on him

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They’ve stopped thinking about the max payne remakes and have started making them

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i’m actually very interested to hear more about that co-op game the CEO mentions as well…dont mind if i do!

also the max payne 1 and 2 remake being both of em in one game is really exciting to me for some reason

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Please.

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Alan Wake 2 passes the quality test...

it supports 640x480 screen resolution and has a time to nude man’s hairy ass of less than 60 seconds.

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Alan Wake 2 is Kane & Lynch 3?!

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YEAH I CALLED IT KANE AND LYNCH NUDITY WHEN I SHOWED IT TO PARKER

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oh this basically doesn’t even run on a 1080ti because of no mesh shader support? hmm, well then.

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it also doesn’t work on a regular hard drive, like it’s technically “playable” but all the cutscenes are fucked

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probably one of very few games that’ll have that restriction for a couple years yet but they really did make the cutoff!

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Them and… Starfield, lol.

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I think I’m coming fully around on Control. Turns out playing that game with jittery performance and on a mouse with probably too high sensitivity may have colored my perception. I’m still early on but the combat feels more meaningfully frantic than last time as I play it again on PS5.

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rip lance reddick

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My ssd for alan wake 2 will be here on friday…i will not let this story destroy me…this is not how it will end

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Hurts every time, man.

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He’s not in aw2 to be clear, but it’s obvious he would of been

So far it’s like the greatest game ever but I love sincerity and tolerate self aware winking and do not like ironic backpatting. I do not need to be assured by a work that I can feel okay for liking it even if it’s not a work for 200 IQs only. that’s videogame insecurity. anything I like automatically is “genius shit” just be it being capable of stirring whatever pleasure neural pathways are left in my brain

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