i was going to make a similar post, but with “metaverse” as the cursed word of power
imo the most notable thing here is that ready player one guy is in on it
I remember when someone tried to get me to play “Super Smash Bros.” I found the idea of it repulsive and played just one round before never touching it again.
(A lot of my friends are fans of those games and there’s nothing wrong with that. But mixing fictional universes isn’t for me.)
That’s all?? It’s got everything gamers crave
Enter OPEN’s immersive multiverse filled with nostalgia-infused biomes featuring characters and cultural legends across iconic franchises.
no man’s sky planet slathered in breastmilk
truly, when all is nostalgia, there’s nothing left for it to refer back to but breastfeeding or maybe life as a developing embryo. only 90s blastocysts will remember
good news, Multiversus is back in two months
once I realized the name “Readyverse” was a reference to Ready Player One, I just about died from cringe
Got a bombshell idea for everyone
Web 4.0
You know what I’m talking about
“i know not what form web 3.0 will take, but web 4.0 will be made up of textfiles and image files with 1-bit colour” - albert einstein’s monster
Join me on gopher aka Web -1.0
Web 4.0 is going to be a network where you can only upload baby pictures, and the baby pics will be hyperlinked to eachother by genetic similarities, but if you click on enough babies you’ll unlock a minesweeper easter egg.
Web 4.0
JOY JOY KID THE GRAND MASTER
COOL COOL TOON 2024
What if it’s a lavish update of the not-Tetris vs mode in the Dreamcast KOFs?
NEO TURF MASTERS 2025
did i ever post here about being tasked with becoming a domain expert for the web3 game engine The Sandbox for the company i was working at a year ago
well it began with the “Made With Unity” logo and i got very upset and didn’t come out of being upset for like 6 months and then quit the job
i legit could not believe how limited the whole thing was and had a mini existential crisis when realizing that this was what so much money was being devoted to and something i’d have to participate in at the company during the whole time i was working there