Cuba said it already but yeah: looks super dumb, will play
It’s a little bit Uncharted, a little bit Mass Effect, suspended in Star Wars soup hell yeah I’m going to play this dumb piece of entertainment
it me
the eu is no longer canon so we are free from its shackles to make red stormtroopers
That looks sick as fuck
What nobody is going to post a picture of the sith trooper? Fine i’ll Do it then.
(Yes I used this joke on twitter first. I’m posting it here too)
Yeeeah, that’s what he reminded me of! Thanks for that insight
Ewan McGregor and Disney are developing an Obi Wan Kenobi show awwwwwww yyyeeeaaaaahhhhh
sad that it won’t be the monster of the week show that it so desperately needs to be.
Monster of the week? Fuck that! I want a show that goes deep and expands on the Lore of the Star Wars Universe, providing essential connective tissue between past and future beloved films <3.
season long arc of krayt dragon husbandry where we, the star wars fans, finally learn the secret behind the iconic krayt dragon call and delight in a sly reference which explains the discrepancy between the original and special edition calls!
I hope that there’s an episode that explains the origins of Luke Skywalker’s shirt that is deeply embedded in other largescale events.
every week obi wan drinks the milk of a different alien straight from the tit
That’s where Luke learned it from in the last Jedi. Force ghost Obi-Wan
in all honesty though i would watch an ultra serious dramatic series about obi wan drinking space wine and yelling at the space CNN tv as he slowly transforms into a #resistance #imwithpadme burnout, then after space tweeting himself into psychosis finds peace with himself as a desert hermit
Looks like Deadline had to edit, after I looked at their article early this morning.
It had said:
“Ewan McGregor is picking up his lightsaber again. The 48-year-old Scottish actor will reprise his role as Obi-Wan Kenobiin a yet-to-be-titled Disney+ series, Deadline has confirmed.”
Now it says
" Ewan McGregor may be picking up his lightsaber again. The 48-year-old Scottish actor is in talks about reprising his role as the heartfelt but headstrong Jedi master known as Obi-Wan Kenobi in a yet-to-be-titled Disney+ series, Deadline has confirmed."
But its probably a leak, which was planned to be announced soon. I would not be surprised.
Just give me ten episodes of old ben kenobi in the desert frowning at the horizon frowning at his light saber going into town to get power converters on foot the walk takes 35 minutes of screen time he sees a weird space desert animal on the way he frowns at it there’s an alien with a butt for a face that offers him bottled milk every time he’s in town but he turns them down because
he sighs and a slight smile
just the tiniest smile
at this fresh milk, straight from the tit
he spends a lot of time dusting
he has a sort of friend in town who tries to drop in on him one day at home and it’s just awkward until obi-wan goes to milk fresh milk from the latest tit and they both drink the milk and bond over the milk but still you know
they’re probably not going to talk anymore
obi-wan morning meditation episode 77 minutes in real time (in the background you see the tit of an alien beast that is being milked with the force the milk flows everywhere and on everything)
(the next episode he cleans up the milk and the milk mud all in real time his whole hermitage soaked with milk stinking with milk under two harsh suns)
finally in the last minute of the last episode an old and bloated and robot-legged darth maul appears
obi-wan is in the middle of a milking
silently, he offers his old nemesis the squirting teat
the last thing we see is darth maul’s red face lowering on to the proffered nipple