I used to be an innocent cartoon watching person
then my curiosity took me too far
Miru Tights is a cartoon made by and for really horny people who really, really, really, really, REALLY like women dressed in various thickness of tights. I know this because I read news items that identified the main characters by their names and the denier of their tights, things that taught me more than I ever knew about tights in 30 seconds than I had known in 30 years
I mean, it starts normal. girls go about their lives but also we see their tights and legs and butts and feet 80% of the time and we get to see incredibly, intensely well drawn, realized and animated tights. we see them get wet, we see them get ripped, we see them get put on bare legs (on fucking 1s!!! I will never see bare legs being dressed so smoothly again, not even with my own goddamned eyes in real life, especially not if I keep watching shows like this), all the good stuff
and then
there’s an episode. it’s about the teacher who’s around a few times and you know, she’s wearing tights and also she’s sexy because only sexy women wear tights (nevermind that apparently EVERY FEMALE STUDENT IN THIS SCHOOL is wearing tights) and she does all the sexy things and her class is taking a quiz and a boy gets distracted, I mean, get a 0 on the quiz because he didn’t write anything because he he was too busy looking at ass and tights and she tells him to stay after class
and
she says some stuff
and she (rightly) points out he is MAXIMUM horny
and she reaches her (tights-clad) foot out to his crotch
AND THEN IT FADES TO BLACK
AND SHE’S THERE, IN THE NEXT SCENE, PUTTING ON A NEW PAIR OF TIGHTS (BECAUSE OF COURSE SHE KEEPS EXTRAS JUST IN CASE SHE GIVES A STUDENT A QUICK FOOTIE)
AND I LOST MY GODDAMN MIND HOW COULD A CARTOON IMPLY A LITERAL SEX CRIME I DON’T WANT TO GO TO JAIL
I’M MOSTLY TYPING THIS TO CONFESS TO MY ANIME CRIMES
THIS FUCKING SHOW PREMIERED ON YOUTUBE. THEY UPLOADED A 5 MINUTE CARTOON ONTO YOUTUBE THAT IMPLIED THAT A GROWN-ASS WOMAN WHO TEACHES GAVE HER STUDENT A FOOTJOB AND APPARENTLY IT WAS GOOD CAUSE HOMEBOY PASSED OUT
I’M READY TO GO TO HELL FOR MY SINS
my life is now split into before I saw the episode of Miru Tights where a teacher gives a student a footjob and after I saw the episode of Miru Tights where a teacher gives a student a footjob
don’t cry for me, I’m already dead