I set myself on fire in high school
all the cool folks are playing with fire
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Fuck haha FUCK
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i cant wait to see everyones leathery and shriveling pigs at the end of the year! my pigs mouth is already all green and disgusting and caving inwards
remind me to revive the thread instead of making a new one so i can see before and after pictures well now that ive written it down ill probably remember myself so may be idont need the help but its better to be safe than sorry i bet
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picturd here is the 2022 lemon pig at left with 2023 lemon pig at right. 2023 pig looks like a good listener. i hope it can protect us from evil
i spread the gospel of lemon pig to the temple and also my buddy who was extremely on board with anything to offset the buckwildness of the coming year
we have an alternate lemon pig song that goes to the tune of “lamb of god” but you juts replace “lamb of god” with “lemon pig”:
Lemon Pig, You take away the sins of the world;
Have mercy on us, have mercy on us.
Lemon Pig, You take away the sins of the world;
Have mercy on us, have mercy on us.
Lemon Pig, You take away the sins of the world;
Grant us peace.
it is believed in our household that the penny represents the lemon pig’s ability to take on the evil of the world, and the pig is merely a cheery vessel for this force
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I forgot to make a lemon pig!!! oh well I’ll do it next year
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I didn’t have any lemons and felt too sick to go get one on NYE and now I’ve doomed my 2023.
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your newer one looks like its not having the same DUST EVERYWHERE effect
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That’s its aoe
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lemon pig update: apparently our first lemon pig perished horribly while i was away so there was an emergency midterm lemon pig installation
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A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
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gonna have like a mini obon festival every new years at this rate, IM GONNA BE THE INVALID FRIEND
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OOOO ITS ALMOST LEMON PIG TIME!!! REMEMBER TO FIND YOUR SUPPLIES FOR YOUR NEW YEARS PIG!!
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DONT FORGET
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sick of lemon pig? try christmas pickle
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I have so many lemons in my fridge this year. Surely I can scrounge some pennies and toothpicks and something for eyes…
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I am so anal and aversive to mold, I can’t comprehend how you folks can do this.
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We definitely have a Christmas pickle, but don’t do the thing where you have to find it, it’s just one of the ornaments that gets put on the tree.
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