HITMAN™

remember they weren’t able to bring kane and lynch with them when they left square enix

it’s gonna be freedom fighters

That would make the most sense since they just re-released it on Steam. Either that a new game.

standalone multiplayer hitman

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I still want a multiplayer hitman knockoff where you’re in prison and it’s heisters vs serial killers trying to stealth murder each other under the watchful eyes of the prison guards

the virgin serial killers whose wanton carnage disrespects the gods

vs the chad thieves who pay homage to the crime spirits who then delight in their mischief making

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Didn’t Mortal Kombat do something like this too back in the day? That’s nothing compared to that COD game that made up the number IIII though. Nothing relating to video games surprises or makes sense to me anymore

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…wow

huh. I don’t even know what to make of that

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I want them to do different Bond skins you can swap between at will like the suits in the Batman Arkham games. Start a level as Roger Moore Bond then switch midway to Pierce Brosnan Bond or whatever.

They’d probably make Sean Connery Bond preorder-exclusive DLC though.

As long as Project 007 is a spiritual sequel to Project IGI we’ll be good

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isn’t someone making an actual successor to project igi somwhere. a prequel so we can learn the origin story of John Goin’in

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Yes.

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The only thing I’m looking forward to in a 007 game are the sex scenes

Ever since that nun controversy we know that IO are horny bastards and I’m wondering how they’ll handle this.

Also, is the game going to be dumbfunny Bond or Serious Art Bond?

if you can’t inflate yaphet kotto in this then it’s the wrong type of bond game

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007 will be the same as Hitman except you kill one target and seduce another on every map.

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I can’t at this moment think of anything more uninteresting than agent 47 but now he’s a horny british rich kid

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the major problem is we’re not feeding IO Interactive with enough crime directors to crib from

Michael Mann is getting old

maybe IO looks to the Safdies next and we get an Uncut Gems stumblepiece

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don’t say that

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look if we need James Caan to fireman carry him to his sets I think we should all make it happen

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maybe if the houser brothers were young and just now getting into videogames otherwise it’s really hard for me to imagine anyone in videogames with the money right now being cool enough to make a safdie feeling game. the matrix came out in 1999 and it took until evil within 2 in 2017 for a good matrix knockoff game thing

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