well if his dick isn’t visible down below his knees from behind that can’t be master chief
no felix he has a pellet that represses the hormones and libido which means his dick has atrophied and lost a lot of its tissue and can’t be filled with blood even if he uses the hitachi it’s not like he gets erect and also his orgasms are kind of more full-body than just being localized to the genitals and
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More like Tom Hardly.
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Yeah, it rules.
Everyone who thought what Halo needed was teenagers getting high in the woods reduced to instantly gored bodies should check it out.
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My biggest problem with the Halo canon is that The Arbiter and Master Chief are not boyfriends. At the end of Infinite Arbiter should be like “It’s an honor to fight alongside such a warrior, is there anything I might give you?” and MC is like “How about a kiss” and Arbiter is like “Were it so easy, without the helmet” and he takes the helmet off and you can’t see his face but they are totally smoochin while fireworks go off in the background.
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you must be confused because this was definitely the ending to 3
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the camera pans around to John’s front but his face is totally engulfed by the Arbiter’s mandibles
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wait isnt that the rapist cop from orange is the new black aka the basement dealer nicky from the wire?
im late whatever im drowning in text games i cant believe thats who they made the master chief. hohoho
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for some reason this page just hangs definitely for me
edit: best viewed in firefox, for some reason
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lol that hasn’t been said very often in the past decade
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ahh fuck I started watching the tv show and Halsey is just delectably accurate, I think they might’ve got me with this one
I can’t quite tell if my favourite character is Halsey or the one guy who’s always honking on the motorbike in anarchy land
I am legitimately glad they seem to have restricted the “halo GUI” shit to the first bit so far lol it felt real goofy
Pretty exhaustive update, including new Flood types and behaviours as well as adding skulls from Halo and 2 into other titles. Monthly challenges too. Looking forward to subtitles being added in-game across the board.
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They look nice – wish there were more than two! I don’t think having 1 more map per mode will do much in terms of variety.
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They’re not shipping any form of co-op until at least August? What on earth
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