[h4ck3d_464in] Watch the weightwatchers in Watch_dogz® 2 (Ep.2)

… and, to top it off, even more random pixxx of my/marcus’ shenanigans around SF:


+ bonus-DLC-content style: A trip to Chinatown~~~




… makes you wonder what a 2020 take on Ze Man in Ze High Caztle, Part sì would look like, huh?

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We’ve been playing this on those nights I don’t just fall asleep on the floor. My approach has been to focus on side activities and side jobs rather than the main missions, in stark contrast to my usual open game approach wherein I try to slam through the story as quickly as possible so as not to make the challenge too easy due to over-leveling. That’s not a concern here since I already have too many games on my plate, so I’m just looking for the most efficient route through the game that doesn’t actually involve checking a spreadsheet or walkthrough.

It’s pretty fun! I like all the racing options, especially the sailing. The go-kart racing nearly drove me crazy, though.

I wish I’d paid more attention to the options during the ATM hacking mini game; I didn’t notice that I had options to steal money as well as deposit money.

I need more clothing storessssssss

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last time on the magic of lassie Watchdogz:Tsu:
After he was back to his old, winning h4cking dayz, Marcus went on a short vacation in chinatown.
And, of course, it had to pan out like in any good american popcorn flick,

shit got real there.


Well, sometimes you just have to read between the lines.


So, off went Marcus to do what he does best, hacking fake block definitions,

ignoring warning signs left …

… and right (no need to look so grumpy, Mr Robot!),

meeting nice people around SF,

enjoying the scenery,

watching sneakers grow,

living the life of a CTO,

goin’ clubbin’,

installing trojans …

… while wearing a totally-not-cheesy-DEFALT fanboy-h00die,

secretly wishing sometimes that he was a car, just to be serviced by best bro OPTIMUS BODY MECHANIC PRIME,

hacking South Korea (that’s the wrong one, Marcus, d’oh! >.< )

watching grumpy trans american wizzard in the evening fog,

having deep discussions w/ the cru™

about deeper sense of Cool Data Grafx™,

  • anyway, playing around with them expensive toyz (…… METAL GEAR?!?!),

mavelling at the deep social commentary of his hacker crew,

hacking his way through thick&thin … while slowly realizing it just can’t stay like this 4evar.

lo and behold, after hacking everything there is to hack in SF, not even THE MAINFRAME

with all those fancy


blinken lights can stop him now, retr0 is on a mission, and aims for the top,

hacking TH3 W0RLD





… ah, now we’re back - OK, so where were we …


ah, yeah - h4cking TH3 W0RLD!!!1111!11!!1!1!!!








…… so, after all’s said and done h4ck3d, it’s time to


exit to the left.

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……… a weird feeling, tbh.
Having hacked the world back to grainy black&white times, 'n stuff.

srsly tho, I’ll miss my retr0’s crew,

all that hanging out on inv!te

and waiting for the new Cyber Driver flick to finally be released, comeeee oooonnnn~~~

I’ll miss talking to my best buddy,


Trucky Mc Truckface,

i’ll miss hanging 'round the Golden Gate Bridge,

hell I’ll even miss that weird donut-guy,

I’ll miss deciphering sumerian tweets

I’ll miss the wonderful SF weather,

I’ll miss the shiny skyline,

I’ll miss those weird lawn gnomes,

I’ll even miss Sitara


_(and where - or what - are you watching there, retr0, hmmmmm?)



-anyway, sitara - I’ll miss watching cars with her ;__;

I’ll miss watching those cute, hilarious st4t3m3nt vidyas with dat funny mask




=> tl;dr:
I’ll miss being in & around SanFran from dusk


till dawn

;__;

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