god, i'm so sorry (superhero-comicbook nonsense)

I think it would be funny if one of these multiverse things referenced the Aquaman movie produced within the world of the TV show Entourage

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damn they put like half a dozen not spidermans in this one. i genuinely cannot believe that they keep making these. the more that come out the funnier it gets.

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this is definitely how they’re going to justify a movie about spencer smythe and his spider-slayer robots

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it’s very funny to me that for the last year even the most mainstream media critic type websites keep publishing giant articles about how oversaturated disney has made both star wars and marvel and nevertheless they keep going forward with new unbelievably marginal TV shows and miniseries about characters that I, someone who actually used to buy floppies every week, have never heard of and could not possibly care about

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i seriously have no fucking idea why they decided that the masses are dying for a madame web movie

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me

I was

except I wanted the old lady madame webb who had silly shades and a spider shaped throne. I only ever saw her in small bits of pieces I caught of that story arc in the Spider-Man tv show I never knew what her deal was

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Is there some use-it-or-lose-it clause to Sony’s ownership of Spider-Man’s film rights? There’s gotta be, right?

I can’t fathom why else they keep doing all these Spider-Man adjacent movies without Spider-Man, otherwise.

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Yeah there actually was, though I’m not sure how they’ve changed things in modern years. I think they came to some agreement with Marvel post-Endgame on how their relationship will work going forward (I think it’s broadly “Spider-Man will be in MCU and Marvel can by and large be the studio that makes the Spider-Man movies, but Sony can do what they want with other Spiderman universe characters”), but I don’t know what happened to that particular clause.

One thing I’ll give the trailer is that the editing gestures at making the time visions completely disorienting, and I don’t know that the movie itself will be like that but I think making time vision completely annoying to experience could be a nice spin.

So the bad guy’s costume doesn’t stand out at all. You can’t make out any of the details and it just looks like he’s in a regular black burger suit with goggles.

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just wanted to say before watching that trailer i was like man what spiderperson could they bring back who has a smaller fanbase, ezekiel from the j michael straczynski run? they got me baby!! they saw me coming

also i was thinking it would be funny if they brought back ben reilly just for the sake of avoiding the sony ownership dispute and then was like damn isnt it crazy that each of these characters already has their own likeness workaround loophole version even though they were all invented long before it would have mattered… is this the Big Two version of the Gaia Hypothesis

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I thought wacky races was a DC thing

they should make the next spider-man movie a heroic bloodshed movie about the assassin spider-man from what if: spider-man vs wolverine

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they should make a movie about a spider who is a man

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but at that point, we’ll be rooting for the robots!

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depending when you bought would be the biggest issue. Many of these characters weren’t really around until the second Spider-verse. Also Ezekiel isn’t that, at all. IDK wtf, they could have used Kain and put a handprint on the spider-mask to make it a little less corny somehow?

even if that were the case there’s easier pulls. Do a Rhino movie, a Spider-Man 2099 film, hell find a narrative around Jameson that would actually make an interesting movie. What they’re doing is just bizarre. As someone who’s read more ‘other’ Spider-Man stuff than people who claim to be Spider-Man experts online (I swear that isn’t bragging, I just know it to be true, and it’s weirdly relevant all of a sudden?) what they’re pulling, how they’re pulling it, and where they’re focusing is just deeply flawed. Also the fact they keep getting these generic looking pretty white people to play everything is so weird, LEAN INTO DIVERSITY, dear lord and get some good actors and creators with it.

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That’s Ezekiel in name only.
Nothing about Ezekiel works with what they showed.

Sooner rather than later you just know they’re going to do a Venom movie about Knull.

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The Kraven movie looks good he bites off a guys nose or ear or something in the trailer

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What’s the rights deal with Miles? Are they afraid of oversaturating with Miles material when the movie series is still going? Or is production on these series slow enough that Miles content hasn’t exploded yet?

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