god, i'm so sorry (superhero-comicbook nonsense)

Damn is that some kind of messed up clown or something?

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oh man

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I find these pics more compelling than the movie…

The best thing about Morbius is that he was once just a regular guy named Morbius. Like before anything happened to him he would just walk around going ā€œnice to meet you, my name is Morbiusā€

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also in the spider-man cartoon he looked like a very unwell michael jackson

(plus, thanks to that show’s infamous censorship, he couldn’t actually bite people or mention blood, so he had gross little suckers in the palms of his hands and went round shouting about PLAAAAAAASMAAAAAAA)

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ā€œi am mike morbius, the living vampire. you see some vampires are dead. me though? i’m livingā€

Marvel fatigue aside, I think Moon Knight is pretty good. It’s kind of like if The Mask was done in the style of the old Netflix marvel shows

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i went to a magazine store yesterday and honestly seeing the comics section full of prominently placed Moon Knight, Shang-Chi and Morbius The Living Vampire reprints just made me feel like i was living in the highly specific cultural fantasy come true of exactly one person on the planet and that i was happy for them, wherever they were. unless they were me…?!

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Watched What We Do In The Shadows tonight for the first time and I believe I have made the superior vampire media choice

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Well, that would be powerful.

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is ezra miller a dirty boy or just mentally ill

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:frowning: (frowny face)

Started calling the cat ā€œDr Michael Snorbiusā€ today

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my brother in law put his glasses on our little dog and started calling him ā€œProfessor Chaos!!ā€ once, that was good

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Thor is the best series in the MCU (yes even the second one) and other than the completely stupid parts of Endgame Thor is the best character in the MCU

I’m excited

the trailer is kinda boring

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As long as we can never see fatsuit Thor again, I will be happy.

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wow had to sit down for this take (because of all the Dutch angles)

would adore a tower of babylon fracturing of the MCU fandom where people more honestly Stan Age of Ultron in particular

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imo the best mcu thing is runaways just because it’s so perfectly cast it’s like they used magic to make the comic characters real
(except molly who changed ethnicity, but that’s fine, they made it work)