god, i'm so sorry (superhero-comicbook nonsense)

Black Widow has maybe the worst creative crime in the MCU so far: training montage credits sequence set to plaintive cover of smells like teen spirit

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That seems like recombinant word salad to me. Are we sure MCU movies aren’t fully directed by AI at this point

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It’s very important that this is the first Disney-sanctioned Marvel movie directed by a woman following the Patriots’ instructions ok

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Great now I got this scene stuck in my head again

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i was vindicated finding out someone here worked on the cgi to make tobey maguire slimmer in spdier-man 3 after decades so i will put it out there that defjnitepy lots of scenes were filmed without scarlett johanson present

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No what made me tap-out after 5 minutes was a 6-year-old girl requesting a non-diagetic version of American Pie while Spy Family rushed to Get The Fuck Outta Dodge

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Decided to watch Black Widow.

Not really sure why, I don’t generally find myself all that interested in Marvel films.

Some of the effects were okay, I guess?

Kinda weird ScarJo’s one big fight scene is her briefly kicking the shit out of a bunch of brown-skinned kids, with the fight ending when her blond haired sister dressed in white runs in to end the mind control with the, uh, gas medicine bomb that does that. Right before the bomb detonates there’s a big circular shot of all the kids surrounding her and looking super pissed and about to mob her.

I’m pretty sure I won’t remember most of it three days from now.

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actually kind of interested in black widow because the aesthetics and colour choices look like my thing

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Dang maybe movies are good.

Is nudging up warmth and vibrance in Adobe Premiere the USSR version of the Mexico orange hue?

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we call that chernobyl hue

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high vibrance makes me think of like the way Stranger Things looks. even if i tune it down in photoshop there’s a distinctness to the different objects in the frame that stands out to me here

maybe you could do it with some new AI content awareness thing though

Both are born out of calling attention to the lighting not being leds, right?

And the set decoration on that staircase is leaning into the rusty red and the steely blue

There are visually striking moments peppered throughout Black Widow, between Uncharted levels.

Shame they’re in Black Widow, and between Uncharted levels, etc.

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yeah i feel like the latest round of marvel things keeps it fresh with just enough interesting-seeming elements to draw in people who would otherwise be just a bit above it all
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I adore the absolutely tasteless decision to make an epic movie trailer remix of the Harry Nilsson version instead of just using Three Dog Night

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really playing to their strengths, hey