god, i'm so sorry (superhero-comicbook nonsense)

the casting was weirdly shitty on top of everything else, no presence from raiden or kung lao at all

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Felix with Aftermath on sale have you dug in? I keep almost doing so because I am sure I wpuld have a fun 5 hours but also MK11 has a lot of flashing lights that wake up babies.

Literally every stats screen flashes for some reason.

yeah aftermath was perfectly enjoyable! not the greatest ever value or anything but as the world’s biggest MK11 fan it was well worth it

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why not just recast Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Shang Tsung? he is fantastic and menacing. still great in TMITHC. this one was less than intimidating.

God damn Invincible rules. Everything involving Robot and his C-team is the highlight of the show so far.

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This movie is being hyped down here as a really big deal for the South Australia film industry. Some guy I knew at university apparently sculpted Scorpion’s mask

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finale of falcon and winter soldier may have been the a solid hour of tv

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hope these dumbass sony movies never become as polished as straight mcu and remain in a weird universe where the template for superhero movies is like blade trinity or something

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Never forget

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this will teach me for thinking that we as a society have matured beyond the need for stylized prison execution scenes

ernest is back baby

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I could parse a single god damn thing that happened in that trailer it was like watching a movie in 3D.

I really can’t dislike zack snyder

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I want daddy and mommy god to take care of me superhero wish fulfillment laid absolutely bare. How weird.

I hate this trend of gray lighting with gray spotlights (Green Knight and Dune also do this.) Feels like some ploy to hide the actors acting in a void on a Gree Screen or in the Mandalorian Room.

don’t marvel/disney own some actually cool comicbook properties they could make instead

though i suppose it would be more distressing if they fucked those up so never mind

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man it continues to be depressing to see these wild colorful jack kirby designs desaturated and flattened into nothing

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eternals is cool, but it’s mandatory to have all the excitement, colour, and gravitas of comics drained away when adapting them for screen in the year 2021

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why did they call it “the eternals” when they could have called it “nomad galaxy”