the oscars get wHaT tHeY FuCkInG DeSeRvE
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i mean
i guess weâll see exactly how much the marvel house style can contain a specific director
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Iâd love to see Richard Stanleyâs version but you know the dude would get fired two days in.
Imagining Cumberbatch trying to do a take after ingesting huge quantities of psilocybin 
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stressful
Taskmaster being played by a MYSTERIOUS ACTOR is such a fun dumb mystery that is going to be spoiled a week before the movie comes out and a dozen articles about the implications for the greater Marvel Universe going forward and I just get to sit here in Japan and go âoh lolâ.
Sorry everyone in the west that is going to be and listen to a bunch of dumb as hell watercooler conversations about this stupid superhero nonsense.
Disappointed that Taskmaster isnât a shit-talking Skeletor from the Bronx and doesnât loudly announce the skills heâs copied as he does them.
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My theory is that Taskmaster is a clone of Natasha, who will eventually be redeemed winter soldier style as a way of keeping Scarlet Johansson in the mcu
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Looking forward to the deluge of Post Release THEORY Videos frame-by-framing cam downloads of every Taskmaster scene for Does This Microgesture Suggest Taskmaster Once Fought Namor The Sub-Mariner??? What This Means For Phase 9 of the MCU! etc.
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I exclusively know of Taskmaster through the Four Winds arc of Deadpool, which Gail Simone wrote, and was very likely the only time Deadpoolâs ever been written well and legitimately funny.
Taskmaster played the usual âedgy straightmanâ role to Deadpool/Agent Xâs bafoonery. He also announced all of his attacks loudly as he was doing them, because he was so proud of his super power, which I found charming.
The concept of putting Taskmaster into a non-comedic setting as a stock-standard Gun Man sounds so bland it gives me the brain bleeds.
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the only version of olâ tasky (as i assume he is called in the âBullpen Bulletinsâ) iâm familiar with is from the spider-man ps4 game where he is equally corny. sadly he doesnât shout out his moves and iirc only imitates you and not other marvel heroes. but itâs a pretty good character in that game imo.
i hope the plot of black widow is about how he has planted many bombs and drone cams throughout the town, and black widow has 30 seconds to stop them etc
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deadpoolâs 90s ongoing, followed by the agent x and taskmaster minis, and finally the first cable and deadpool ongoing was a good run, and deadpool was a good character. itâs only after that metaseries ended that they made him into the modern âmarketable deadpoolâ
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Even as someone that gives nothing to this series emotionally I could see those articles form as the trailer went on.
cool names
Are they still running on the idea that the New Warriors are some kind of corporate reality show team? If so, I could see characters getting imposed upon with shitty outward identities as a metaphor that could work if I didnât already know that thereâs no way Marvel could pull that off.
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According to this, the characters are all named after derogatory terms for millennials and zoomers. Theyâre TAKING THE WORDS BACK.
just call them Millennial and Zoomer. Those are better super hero names.
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