god, i'm so sorry (superhero-comicbook nonsense)

I think Umbrella Academy is this too

Is this the right thread? I keep reading recaps/analysis of Powers of X/House of X and keep thinking I should just read it it sounds cool and bloated.

I mean…

…but yeah, I’d actually be terrified of a big budget live action take.




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the interview where scorsese says he doesn’t like super hero movies is apparently making waves on the internet which is kind of precious

i mean obviously he is right but it also kind of weirds me out that so many of these lovers of The Cinema are apparently unable to understand the pleasures of shallow episodic entertainment. like i thought fetishizing the golden age of silent film-era serials was what these old dudes were all about.

like how can a guy who got lost in a howard hughes biopic vanity project not get that watching stuff fly around and blow up on screen is fun

if I were Martin Scorsese I would relish the opportunity to seem like a crank

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in the wake of Joker i honestly feel like he’s not trying hard enough

he should be publicly challenging todd phillips to a duel

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also honestly he should show some respect

they had to figure out how to de-age michael douglas for ant-man so you could make your young joe pesci and robert deniro action figures yell at each other again

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I already live my life this way but can’t wait to be old and say a strongly worded thought I only half believe and it causes think pieces.

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This is basically the Hinge Problems dream of old age writ large.

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also i’m sorry for spamming this thread but as always ang lee is underappreciated

his super-hero movie hot take is even spicier and at the same time more introspective and humane

just like all his movies

gemini man and the irishman would make a really good double feature, too bad scorsese forgot that movies are supposed to be 2 hrs long

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maybe scorsese is just mad that his own golden age has been reduced to dorm poster bro ideology and is being ripped off to create faux-edgy comic book movies? does this de-value the original?

like imagine how good a Batman movie that ripped off Eat Drink Man Woman would be

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how many 76 year old italian men are like super into marvel movies? this is the least surprising take ever

i cannot wait to see Gemini Man in 120 fps 3D

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like the joker i can only laugh

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Timbilly enters film criticism.

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i hope jared leto is sad that no one took his joker movie so seriously that the cops were afraid it was going to cause crimes

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marty is right, but he’s also a producer on joker so lol

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really though, I have stop reading the internet takes on this. why do the most popular films on earth still require absolute institutional fealty for their fans to feel safe?