I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE THIS FAMILY YOU KNOW
NOT WHILE I DRAW BREATH
perfectly adequate opportunity to stick a BOFA in the credentials and he’s just
stock are already made to only go up, it’s the unspoken mandate of the fed and they take it very seriously
I love all of the wall st. guys going on TV to do live action “I don’t believe in that nonsense; so true!” memes
NBC blocked that video of Palihapitiya owning the pearl clutching propagandist on a copyright complaint but I’m sure they’ll post it on their own channel eventually.
don’t let chamath trick you into thinking he’s not also a fuckbag
He won’t.
he definitely won’t but MAN was that a great clip. He DESTROYED that dude
can’t get this out of my mind

DOGECOIN IS WAY FUCKING UP WHAT IS GOING ON
Hipopping in to say AMC (which I did buy and immediately regretted) is probably a con because yesterday they opened up 36 million shares of stock that didn’t exist monday. Literally buying up stuff that went straight into AMC executives pockets.
With the extreme amount of trades in order to even do the short squeeze on AMC you’d still need to eat up those brand-new 36 Million shares. So uhh good luck collective internet.
Anyways here is advice I get from experts at this shit and have gotten this advice for six years straight: there is a fall coming and just sit on your ass until then. Only put in money that you are ready to lose. These are experts that make money grow.
Also Gamestop stock as an absolutely insane dividend 9% and if the stock managed to maintain this level for a quarter that would be an extreme lol.
The Stock Market makes it very easy to make the rich richer.
brokers are trying to cut off GME share buying. hit $500 in pre market. still 140% short interest, despite blatant lying in the financial press about shorts being closed. this is going to be a blood bath. citadel and blackrock are going to come out of it making money, because america, but if they have to eviscerate 6 hedgefunds and pay out idiots like me in the process, they’ll do it. the problem is people are probably going to learn a painful lesson about exit strategies. I sure don’t have one. tentatively I’m holding through friday for the gamma squeeze, but the brokers trying to lock everything down (the GME option chain is also shut off) makes this ridiculous situation more complicated.
So you’re telling me I can’t turn $5 into enough money to get a Master Grade and a bottle of Hendricks? This sucks shit why did anyone bother with this if I can’t personally benefit from it.
also when this is all over I can’t wait for the memes about trading your gamestop shares back in for ten cents on the dollar
And there we go.
well they were both down premarket but people are getting trades in somehow because they made that up in the last 10 minutes

