every trading app is down now so like go have breakfast first at least
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frozen at 269.69???
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where were you when the global financial system paid script kids to ddos every broker on the planet to stop gamestop from triggering the great depression
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anyway once again this is why we no longer need professional or fan fiction
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I had been assuming that was an intentional bit of design, but now knowing that community didn’t spring up just for the GameStop thing I guess the concept of what a “cool” stock broker looks like is some kind of culturally universal monomyth like the great flood.
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game, stop
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Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy when the prices fell
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online meme movements even when acted out in jest can now become coordinated enough to enact real effects on the real world. It’s not just a weird story every few months; it’s a consistent pattern of random events towards weird. The systems that have always been the most illusory and predicated on shared assumptions of behavior are the most vulnerable
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eyes bulging out of skull, nervously pacing back and forth while holding a cannonball for no reason
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god that smirking mascot
we had like three effigies of it in the backroom that we had to hide every time the district manager visited
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some of my friends are talking about this in our whatsapp and im honestly relieved this shit is some bizarre language i can’t comprehend
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It’s beautiful that this is happening with not just a dying retail business, but the dying retail business: one in which the physical good is almost unnecessary and the consumers are the most likely to use digital distribution. I don’t know anything about their fundamentals but there are few business models more insolvent than a store where you buy video games on discs.
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b-but u can also buy funko pops there!
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