Games You Played Today VIII: Journey of the Cursed Poster

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I understand in grand scheme that this is Earth-### and not connected to any other canon except when we say it is like in Sonyā€™s completely unrelated Spiderverse movies

but Iā€™m reminded of that panel from the run where Ock is in Parkerā€™s body and itā€™s him not realizing Peterā€™s strength and punching some guyā€™s jaw off and realizing that, no, Peter could have murdered him and all the other assholes around him without thinking about it but heā€™s actually pulling his punches

anyway it seems weird for a game that wants to jump into recreating the fiction enough that they would include Hard Mode Web Swinging not make Spider-Man hideously powerful (The Superman Design Paradox)

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I get heā€™s pulling his punches but it drastically improves things to make regular people not take 12-16 pulled porks on the default difficulty. To some extent I think the average player couldnā€™t care less about how the canonical power level relates to combat engagement. It is a lot more fun to just breeze through combat that otherwise insists on a relatively high time to kill to prod players to engage with its unnecessary complexity.

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kamen rider battride war is a kamen rider musou game. itā€™s pretty good, though incredibly easy.

super street fighter 2 turbo hd remix is weird in bad ways. thereā€™s no score in arcade mode, and the ā€œyou win!/you lose!ā€ voiceover sound incredibly cheap and ill-fitting. a common criticism when it came out is that it looked and felt like a cheap knock off flash game, and it totally does

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It is funny to imagine spider man pulling his punches specifically to be able to punch someone in the head 15 times before knocking them out. He just likes violence

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Finished Exhumed. I started to get some gnarly sprite flicker about 70% of the way through the game, making it basically unplayable. I had to switch shading mode to ā€˜modulateā€™ to fix it. I also had some audio bugs with elevators and door soundsā€¦ I Played it in handheld mode on a Switch oled; Iā€™m kind of surprised to see one of these ND games being so buggy.

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Finished (well, minus the handful of Special World stages) Super Mario Bros. Wonder. Iā€¦liked it? Pretty fun, limited myself to a couple of stages at a time, usually trying to 100% them as best I could.

Not gonna say I didnā€™t struggle with doing that (some of those stages/badge challenges are brutal, especially if youā€™re going for 100%), but it was pretty easy.

I think maybe the only thing I can really hold against the game is that a lot of the stages are rock solid until you hit the Wonder Flower point. The little stage gimmicks and events those present are fun and neat, but upon replay, if you opt to skip it (at least in the ones that let you), the remaining un-Wonder Flowered stage is usually pretty weak?

Like, obviously they want you to seek those out! See that spectacle! But sometimes you just need to hit the top of the flagpole, and seeing the rest of the level just kinda go limp is a bummer.

Ah well! I enjoyed it. Maybe now Iā€™ll finally try to ā€œget goodā€ at Super Mario World, or give Bros. U Deluxe another shake (probably not, haha).

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Well I am fairly certain I am not gonna finish RE 7 by the time Halloween ends (work all day tomorrow and have some actual Halloween stuff to do once night falls the day of) but I think Iā€™ve made it fairly far all things considered. I am sort of half-worried that this is less my fault and more the fault of the game going a bit longer than it should, I just finished the bit where you play as Mia both in flashback and current day (I chose to save her, game is perhaps wildly different if I did not) and while not bad it does feel very removed from the experience up to this point. TBF the layout here is more interesting due to the ā€œverticalityā€ but as a place/environment it isnā€™t as interesting as what had come before.

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had absolutely the worst first time experience trying out Back4Blood. I just wanted to check out the level design a little, I really like Left4Dead level design so I thought at the very least there may be some cool set pieces or arenas. And itā€™s free on PSN. I didnā€™t get that far though.

it was like 10 minutes of me and some random dude with his controllerā€™s mic blaring, standing around while an objective trigger failed to fire. then it randomly fired and thigns started moving. and during the waves of zombies the three others all got wailed on in different corners of the map. then i got onto the objective, but was grabbed and held in place losing health, and the others just walked around and never noticed. and finally when we finished the objective it was time to go. and the car that would drive us to the exit of the map seemed to just stop letting players inside. i closed the game when it got to that. and all the characters were saying shit like ā€œyou think this is my happy face??? ahaha! THIS is my happy face.ā€ and ā€œheā€™s gonna feel THAT in the morning!!!ā€

gonna give World War Z a shot.

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Like all squad based games itā€™s much better with a group of people you know. Not that b4b is anything more than okay even then.

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the same can also be said of wwz fwiw because if your team doesnā€™t understand that itā€™s a stealth game itā€™s completely torturous or just kind of a bad l4d game at best, but if you get a decent group it can be at least interesting (different) compared to l4d

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Itā€™s been a while and maybe they patched it up but when I played the b4b demo I found it a straight downgrade from l4d in literally every area, including graphics, which is insane

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L4D is the original arcade smash hit

B4B is the Amiga port made by a 16 year old in his bedroom commissioned by Ocean that turned out better than the above statement would imply

WWZ is the TI-83 homebrew version of L4D

B4B did get a lot better when they decided to give you full builds at the start of campaigns instead of piecemealing them out over maps, so now you can just have the broken melee or shotgun builds from the get-go instead of ramping up

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your enjoyment of B4B with randoms will increase one hundredfold if you stick the card that makes you immune to friendly fire while crouching into every deck

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itā€™s me, the B4B liker and defender has logged on

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These special levels in Mario Wonder are hell. They get ya leaning on checkpoints the whole game and then rip the rug out from under ya on these in particular. Probably spent more lives trying to just finish them than I did the entire game.

On the second to last one and I think I might be good. This might be enough for me.

Pivoted back to Sonic Superstars andā€¦I dunno yā€™all. I just dunno about this one.

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Played a run of World of Horror and couldnā€™t get past how cluttered the UI is. I think the 1-bit doesnā€™t help and it feels like something thatā€™s not really made it past ā€˜only the dev ever looked at the game prior to releaseā€™. But I know this canā€™t be true because I bought the game in early access like 11 years ago. Also nothing much of note ever happens. You have a spooky event and make some choices and then combat occasionally happens but youā€™re constantly told thereā€™s not really any hope of beating anything so I donā€™t feel motivated to persist.

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Drill Dozer rules

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BOTOLO

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