Many years back I played through Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories for the GBA on a borrowed cartridge. I remember having an alright time.
Over the past few weeks I’ve been watching a let’s play of some people playing through Kingdom Hearts 1. Honestly seems like a pretty neat game to come out in 2002 but probably not much to go back to today. I think the main takeaway from it is that I probably would have been a completely different person if I had gotten a PS2 instead of a Gamecube back then. I then watched an LP of the first half of CoM because why not? Then I downloaded a save file of GameFAQs and the 3D PS2 remake of CoM to play through the unlockable Riku chapter. The whole card battling system really doesn’t benefit from also having to navigate large 3D arenas at the same time but you can pretty much brute-force the game if you exploit the hell out of some of the new combat mechanics they added.
I then did the only logical thing and bought Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 Remix for the Playstation 3. Been playing it pretty intensly as of late and you know what? This game is alright. Every button send bopping and hopping all over the place, the game clearly wants you to bait enemies’ special QTE triggering action that are only sometimes cool to defeat them all and every world looks like a post-nuclear fallout wasteland but hey, the main bad guy’s computer system is a pirated copy of ENCOM’s and when Donald Duck tries to chase Stitch off its keyboard he gets everyone sucked into Tron-world leaving Squall to try to hack everyone out, so it kind of works out.
Get a pretty good chuckle how amazingly they mange to fuck up every single scene they try to accurately recreate from a Disney movie, usually due to real awkward timing in VA delivery (whole lot of pauses between lines) or just that most cutscenes are in complete dead silence apart from voices.
Kind of bummed that the game’s difficulty seems pretty much gone after I did a bunch of optional stuff and ended up a steady 3 levels above recommended for each world I arrive in. At least there’s the Olympus stadiums and optional Final Mix bosses to spice it up. Those new bosses are real fun actually. One of them would at times turn your command menu into a useless book and you would have to “scroll” though it to find the right word that gave you back your abilities all the while with you dodging his attacks.
I think I’m around halfway though now? Just got done with Tron world. A bit worried that there may be a lot of backtracking though older worlds coming up after gleaning at the cheevo list.
In short, please only refer to me as my new Nobody name of “Myxer” until this embarrassing phase of my life passes.