I ENDED UP JAGGING OFF SOME MORE, I’m going to kinda rank them all when i’m done (no doing protos or homebrew) and post screens of the cooler looking ones
WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP
Digitised sprites smacking each other around on half of basketball court while you’re assaulted with 90s catchphrases with a camera constantly zooming in and out, i kinda love this game tbh lol, janky as hell but chaotic fun and has personality
ULTRA VORTEK
A janky, clunky, slow mortal kombat that is AWESOME, I love the backgrounds and characters, so much cheesy 90s edginess! this would be great with like-minded friends, goofy fun as long as you dont take it seriously
TOWERS 2
We have ultima underworld at home! i accidentally played this for a long time, i like real-time dungeon crawlers, even ones with terrible frame rates. pretty fun! secret passages, simple puzzles, sense of humour… i DID get stuck at the start because turns out you had to kill these harmless people to get keys which i thought was BS, but i checked the manual and it says “nah these dudes are assholes actually” so i guess it’s okay? aside from that, i really dig this, but you really have to like this type of game
THEME PARK
it’s theme park! seems like a solid port, except you don’t have the cool FMVs from the CD versions