Was it this one?
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It is!
iâm sure you guys are big fans of its hit sequel until dawn rush of blood
fuck
this is the in-game routing for the first day
âGo outâ is the line straight ahead
âClean the kitchenâ moves you over one to the right
there is no presentable option that takes you to the right most fork and to that item, whatever the fuck it is
if you donât have the right item, you canât pick dialogue choices because this game is some fan fiction bullshit and you have amnesia and the only way you can summon feelings and words and basic common fucking sense is if you have the right item and when you donât you get railroaded into some bullshit âwell, you made a mature decision but youâre going to die aloneâ ending, sensei end or joke ends
I donât even know why Iâm pouring all this energy into this other than sheer determination to not be outsmarted by a fucking light novel game
what am I doing with my life
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Iâve seen nothing about it but I assume this is a sick burn.
Just finished The Wonderboy III remake on Switch, after all these years we finally get to see what is in Wonderboyâs house at the endâŚ
Turns out it is a portal to another dimension with a super hard dungeon in it ⌠so much for his well earned rest
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Full Throttleâs puzzles are just plain intuitive. I get an item and I know what itâs for; I find a problem and I know the solution. I havenât had to look at a FAQ yet.
Itâs making me quite sad at the relative decline from this to Broken Age.
The art is more effective for being subtle about the fantastical elements like hovercars and pipe organ exhausts.
I feel like maybe some of the rock/paper/scissors style enemy weaknesses in the biker duels werenât always immediately obvious but they were really satisfying once you figured them out.
You mean rock/paper/scissors/chainsaw
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I think about the âyou picked up a new weaponâ riff a lot.
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picked up âVoyage to Farlandâ on Steam, Shiren the Wanderer clone on sale for $2. Seems like total garbage. Wouldâve tried to get a refund but I couldnât be arsed.
tried âZavix Towerâ on Steam, which I bought in January and never played, and it seemed like a paint-by-the-numbers dungeon crawler. It was fun for the 45 minutes I played, but it ran like total SHIT on my old laptop, so that was a bummer.
on iOS Iâve been playing two games:
âBazoo Mobile eSportâ - this is a clone of the old Sega falling-well puzzle game called âBaku Baku Animalâ with good multiplayer infrastructure. Quite fun, and within one day I took my rank from in the 100,000s to ~480. Cosmetics require an ungodly number of green gems, so they are effectly IRL money only, which blows.
âCastle Crushâ - Clash Royale clone with less polish. Still fun for some reason. You have no built-in attack like you do with towers in CR. I got up to 1000 trophies doing rushes with cheap units, even beating people 2-3 ranks ahead of me. You can also spam the annoying emotes, which I do constantly.
BOW NOW
This has entered my and @Flylighterâs personal lexicon after playing FT together once per summer for all our teenage and college years. Every time we are playing a game and get anything cool. Or even just in real life. Got that 3am chalupa at the Bell? BOW NOW
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The most recent incarnation of this was perhaps a week ago, when I first hoisted my new weedwacker after assembly.
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For many years, as a side effect of solving The Dig, certain lines became beloved family injokes. âI canât use these two things together,â âIt wonât accomplish anything,â âNow where would I be without this shovel?â
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This should be a thread
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Wow, you had game related family in-jokes? My family just called me fag and weirdo whenever they saw me playing games growing up.
Does any SBer want The Dig the Novel? It is quite bad.
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Occasionally when I tell my coworkers that Iâm going to grab lunch Iâll say âelf needs food badlyâ.
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sure
How is it possible that Iâve not heard of Shiny Entertainmentâs Messiah until now??
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME???