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#1260

The best version of the chocobo song is this mp3 I’ve had sitting on my hard drive for 20 years that is titled Mambo de Chocobo but I guess apparently Mambo de Chocobo is just the name for FF5’s version of the Chocobo song and I can’t find it on youtube. But it’s a live big band, playing mambo style with the melody being carried by jazz flute and it ruuuuules


#1261

nothing will be better than twee synthpop de chocobo


#1262

I played the new black mirror movie with my girlfriend. We took turns on the decisions. It was 80% enjoyable and we spent three and a half hours with it. It’s supposed to be one and a half hours long.

Someone here mentioned it was generic and that you don’t have to watch/play it but I think that’s a bit harsh. It’s not the most novel of ideas but it’s executed well. I’d give it a try if you like black mirror.

There was one ending I really wanted to have and it doesn’t exist, which is too bad. (I checked the reddit flow chart and confirmed we saw all the endings)


#1263

Are the choices timed? My fiance is an anxious sort and I think that would ruin things for her


#1264

just got to ornstein and smough in infernium

very much hope they are guarding my second finger

I think they’ve taught pretty much all the game mechanics by now

this game is amazing, it says a ton that it can be so dry and so stressful and yet still so compelling


#1265

They are all timed. I guess 10 seconds? It wasn’t that stressful… Well, for me. My girlfriend was stressed too! She enjoyed it anyway but yeah, I guess that could ruin it for some


#1266

PS, I’m not sure how interested the rest of you are in “oh my god, someone actually made the dark souls of pac-man as a joke except it’s a real game and it’s 15 hours long and it has incredibly level geometry and it’s beautiful” but it’s 75% off until tomorrow

I still think the core gameplay loop is a little Too Damn Much for it to be a solid rec but it’s definitely my favourite “didn’t want to put it on a top ten list” game of the year


#1267

it’s also on switch of all things! and I can’t imagine it would lose anything on a small screen


#1268

And it is 5 bucks on switch right now…? So I might just do this and save it for when I want to mess with.


#1269

i decided to play some mario kart 64 after not touching the game or series in 20 years because
i thought it was bullshit. it’s still bullshit, but it wasn’t that bad, so i tried some of the other games. the lightning bolt is the worst item in mario kart and for some reason they’ve decided to increase the likelihood of opponent racers receiving this item (going by 64 > Double Dash > Wii), meaning i get hit with it several times a race and frequently get hit again immediately after recovering from a previous lightning bolt. and then i get blinded by the goddamn ink. there’s nothing fun about that – the race grinding almost to a fucking halt based on an item you can’t avoid. fuck mario kart wii.

i’ll just stick with double dash, at least it has daisy. daisy is the best. when you toss an item at another racer she goes, “YO!” and when it connects, she cheers ecstatically. it’s my favorite part of the game.

hidaisy
hi daisy


#1270

Double Dash is the legit the best kart racer, in my opinion


#1271

yeah double dash was always super underrated

8 is quite good though (certainly much moreso than 64/Wii) and it’s a lot more forgiving than sanic kart so it has that going for it


#1272

This is definitely true, but they reduce it significantly after Wii. MK Wii is a terrible, awful, very bad no good game. I think that they increased the number of racers to 12, but didn’t adjust the item handouts appropriately so it’s just Lightning and Blue Shells all fucking day.

DS tones it down significantly, and MK8 has, I think, a hard limit on both Lightning and Blue shells per race. I have never seen more than 2 blue shells and 3 lightnings in a single race, and never more than one per lap. At least, in my recollection.

The item distribution in MK8 is wacky by the way. GP has a different, more stingy distribution than Vs. does, even if you leave Vs. on normal. You will never, ever get a bob-omb if you’re in first doing GP, but it happens in about 50% of races in Vs., even with all the computers active. Also much more likely to get red shells in 2nd, and even 1st. I think the distribution of lightning and blue shells is the same though.


#1273

this is my take on double dash btw, that game is great and i will never play it again. that is an hour of my life i will never get back.


#1274

I just ran through pre-8 Mario Kart games with my wife as she’d never played them.

I always liked Double Dash and in comparison I can see what it’s doing – items are crazy in Double Dash and there’s an emphasis on littering the track with leftover items. Get hit while carrying an item in reserve and you’ll leave it on the track; a lot of the unique character items (DK’s big banana that splits into three bananas, for instance) are built around this. Some of the best courses take advantage of this. For example, Baby Park (tiny oval, 8 laps), which debuted here and is in 8, really only makes sense in Double Dash because the course fill up with items over the race and it naturally gets more harrowing.

The last normal circuit is also fantastic looking; Wario’s Thunderdome and my favorite Rainbow Road design feel like tracks borrowed from F-Zero.

Compared to 7 and then 8, though, you can see Nintendo looking to tone down the items and random nature; Double Dash is way more volatile and respects racing less, and the 7/8 blend is much more aligned with, say, Sonic Kart.


#1275

i like dragons dogma quite a lot but you can find posts from me a few years ago going “wtf is up with this weird-ass sloppy game” you’re not alone

Seems key to the experience


#1276

Playing this mode with a friend is maybe the best time I’ve had with a game in this series outside of the battle mode from the original


#1277

MK64 is a terrible starting point because Nintendo gave up in making CPU racers interesting in any way and almost rely solely on rubberbaning on one racer for any given cup

Double Dash is Nintendo going “you know, Sega makes good racing games” and then dropping items into that

I have no opinion on Wii other than that video of Daisy getting hit by every single goddamn item at the end of a track

8 is two games mixed together, with 50cc-Mirror being a very good kart racer and 200cc is Nintendo whipping their dicks out onto the table and waiting for anyone to say anything

the greatest failure of Smash Ultimate is that Daisy doesn’t have “Hi I’m Daisy” as a taunt


#1278

I probably played more hours of Mario Kart Wii than any other game in history. It might be the worst one as everyone always says but I sure as heck didn’t notice from 2006 to 2010 when I was flipping those Whiil controllers and having a good ol’ time


#1279

Julie will 1000% always prefer MKWii for the simple fact that failing the GP circuit results in a screen with your racer sitting forlornly on an escarpment, gazing with wistful regret into the sunset as the most hangdog rendition of the Mario Kart theme plays. Nothing else matters compared to the inclusion of this scene.