Oh I should try that then.
okay, I get the appeal of auto battlers now
((MOBA - asshole teammates) + RNG)/Gambling
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yeah honestly thatâs pretty much it
just enough decision making under just enough of a time constraint to keep me engaged but without other teammates and downtime during rounds
i got detroit become human from my friend who trolls me with game gifts (i got a box of dead or alive cum rags, and like really expired VANQUISH gum cigarettes before)
its the free psplus game this month anyway but ive been sitting on it since my birthday
its my first david cage game and i dont think i have anything new to add about how fucking BAD IT IS
why does it control like molasses, why do i have to hold down buttons FOREVER to do ANYTHING? all of these mechanics make me NEVER want to read, and READING CLUES is supposed to be the whole game??? i dunno i could only make it through the first chapter, i was yelling A LOT
WHY DOES THE CAMERA CHANGE LIKE RESIDENT EVIL? I THOUGHT VIDEOGAMES HAVE SOLVED THIS PROBLEM like the one where youâre walking towards an object then the camera angle changes and youâre walking a different direction? im pretty sure adam sessler made a video about it, whatever
i watched hard candy right before to get in a good ellen page mood but shes not in the first chapter
im wondering if i should just stream it, so i can be motivated to play
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ellen page is in beyond two souls daphny sorry. also when i played rdr2 i forgot what gave me the hatred of holding buttons to do fucking anything and oh yeah its david cage games!! rockstar movement is like barely a cut above quantic dreams in terms of how dogshit it feels
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Beyond two ferns
wtf is beyond two souls wtf i hate david cage i wanted ellen page
despite david cage youâre still just a daph without page
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Beyond Two Souls is a story not just for gamers but one that anyone can play and enjoy. Your grandma, your coworker. Finally interactive fiction has come to the masses. So of course it is a non-linear narrative that begins with âletâs start at the beginningâ and a police station explodes and then you are a little kid yelling at a ghost tethered to your brain.
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Iâm sorta annoted that they put Detroit up as a free game instead of Pro Evolution soccer after a bunch of nerds complained. Soccer sounds a lot better
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i would have liked a game other than detroit since i was gifted it LAST MONTH
im still pissy about ellen page!!!
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Detroit also apparently includes Heavy Rain. So you can Jason in your own home.
I just realized both the david cage games i own were gifted by game developers who hate his games but are too nice to talk shit
i see whatâs going on here
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Never send a nerd to do a daphnyâs job
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This way I can satisfy my curiosity without giving them money directly so it was a win for me. Or perhaps Iâd be better off just having those hours of my life occupied some other way.
PES has been a much better game than FIFA or any quantic dream product consistently over the years so this is a bummer
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it seems like a wasted slot to give a soccer game away when if you walk into any videogame shop you can find hundreds of copies of every sports game from the previous year on sale for almost no money
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yeah FIFA was only briefly better like 6 years ago