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I’ve been playing The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa without reading anything about it from anywhere and enjoying it, the past decade or whatever has in retrospect been generous with Downtown Nekketsus and this one is also neat, it leans into being a hands-off free-roam delinquent youth simulator app but also has some (mild, better) cinematic event stuff ala the recent 3ds RCR remake or SNES Kunio brawlers. You have a dedicated button for lighting up/flicking out a cigarette, if you hold down the action button and press down you squat like a street tough and if you press up you fold your arms and scowl. You can sit on the benches and read books you buy from a book store, or do pullups at the playground for HP, or cram in extra study time to get better grades to increase your scholarship payouts, or just beat up randos and steal the cash from their unconscious bodies. The graphics are choice. I’ve played maybe 3.5 hours, not sure if there are goals or end states.

Also tonight I transfered the Super Mario Land DX rom to the Switch and loaded it up in Retroarch and mildly tweaked some lcd-grid-v2 shader settings and played it with 1 frame of run-ahead and who could ask for more fun. The new Mario sprite is great, I love it.

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god we are SO close to a sukeban deka simulator

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I mean realising that you need to use the semantic units to push blocks around does not exactly spark the same sense of epiphany as the reverse

if friends of ringo ishikawa looked like xenogears and had wrestling instead of river city brawling it could of wiped out completely the irritating game making itch I get in my brain now and then

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finished the first episode of blood for the first time ever and those hitscanners are real assholes huh? i pine for doom ii chaingunners.

Recently a ratings board leaked a Wayforward x Arc System Works (who own the Kunio license) game called River City Girls, so maybe we’re closer than ever?

Also I’m sure you’re aware of it but not, check out Ane-San on PC Engine.

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There’s hope but I get the feeling it will more lean into the Switch Force-level horny for it instead.

The friends of Ringo Ishikawa eventually has an ending and it’s definitely worth getting to it. Set yourself some new goals if you find the routine a bit dull at one point.

It’s hard to describe how I felt watching a videogame character very slowly read Anna Karenina on a bench for an entire day (I haven’t read Anna Karenina)

The game seems full of semi hidden extra dialogue (that I’ve tried to trigger)
Try finishing the amazing 15x15 pixel videogame then speaking with your friends to school, or talking to the gym trainer while carrying Ulysses

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i really want to give Ringo Ishikawa a try, but in truth, every attempt i have made at enjoying River City Ransom has ended in failure. i just cannot get into that series at all; i hate the way combat feels, i hate how sluggish grinding for money and experience feels, etc. etc. Ishikawa seems a lot more interesting, but my experience with RCR is holding me back from plunking down the $ on it.

I don’t want to spoil too much about the game, but don’t let that bother you, combat is not the focus ! (past the first 5 minutes or so)

If the atmosphere appeals to you, you should get it. This is a Hangout Game first and foremost

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nekketsu kouha kunio-kun (renegade) is way better than river city ransom, if you really want an authentic game about delinquets, designed by an actual delinquent. plus, there’s a romhack for the famicom version that makes everyone girl

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ok, great. this is why i posted; i was hoping someone would say something like this haha.

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I played a bunch of Burnout 3 on my OG Xbox today. The game is cool BUT, the soundtrack is also like a total time capsule for circa 2004 emo bands?! I remember I couldn’t stand this music at the time but idk now it’s kind of interesting in a quaint sorta way? Makes me wanna wear a cotton wristband and load up a bunch of .mp3’s onto an iPod Mini.

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katana zero is pretty great. it’s doing the cyan & magenta vhs synthwave grindhouse violence thing, but significantly better than other games in the (admittedly oversaturated) space. it dips heavy into absurdity and surrealism while taking some honest ownership of them, instead of forgoing coherent narrative altogether.

it is visually inconsistent in places but overall super-beautiful, drawing from great late-pixel games – SotN, Metal Slug, etc. many games combine low quality pixel art with high quality quality post effects and vice versa, but i can’t think of any equivalent game that balances both sides of the equation as well. there are a variety of styles smashed together between background, foreground and character art including stuff by frankie and recent pixel art twitter darling deciever but somehow it all pleasantly coheres.


combat is fast and fun but occasionally too messy. it’s got hotline miami’s doors, inconsistent cinematic platformer style enemy alert behaviour (edit: i think this has been improved in patches for the benefit of speedrunners), finicky jump-thru platforms etc. feels like it could have benefited taking more cues from elevator action returns than 2010s era gamemaker action games. combat fails to justify both an invincibility roll AND a time dilating slomo, imo. it’s definitely at it’s best played fast: Katana 'ZERO' HITSTUN&SLOW / 카타나제로 0% 타격지연, 노슬로우 - YouTube. stage navigation mechanics get introduced early on and haphazardly discarded later. at worst it’s rote, at best a little sloppy.

where it shines is plot delivery – it’s solidly paced, and the action-oriented dialogue system works incredibly well. where bioware & ilk never manage making the choice-branch setup engaging, this game’s system is extremely clean, and incentivizes paying attention; that i could mash thru any given scene but didn’t want to is basically a miracle.

cboyardee has a writing credit and his influence shows: the plot manages moments of moody contemplation, cheeky nihilism, semiotic islamic mysticism, self-deprecating weeb humour &tc, wrapped up in a thematic exploration of violence that manages a bit more nuance than “so, you like hurting people??”

there are optional post-game collectibles that require returning to stages to solve small scene-specific vignettes and environmental puzzles which unlock optional stuff like alternate weapons and a final-final boss. i’m playing thru bomberman 64 right now and so appreciate this game letting you dip in to a level to explore something initially skipped over, snag an unlockable and quit the stage without losing that progress.

in case it’s not clear, this is an endorsement!! please play this so i have people to talk about it with

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maybe the nature of silent hill’s construction seems like a cop out now but how scary would that shit be irl. all of the panhandlers i’ve just ignored coming back to haunt me, a demon steals bushido blade from ME. personal shame and repentance is awesome to me. i really like it, any game that tells you or your digital body to die and go to hell for your past and is completely justified in doing so is my kind of game

james is boring and seems inhuman because he is inhuman, he killed his wiiiiiiiiiiife

also he reached out to angela to like, do something heterosexual with her, and angela read through all of that shit. silent hill 2 is about the creepy suburban husband who doesnt talk much at gatherings and horny-replies to things on the internet. james is the one doing that

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Sold.

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Awesome! That makes me happy

yeah that’s really cool to hear - I had been playing it for a bit and I was worried that I wasn’t doing enough fighting? and then something would happen to me later on in the game that I wouldn’t be prepared for

but now dragon’s dogma is out and well

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Small Ringo spoilers

I got into very few optional fights during the game. (Like, 4 or 5?) There was only one big brawl late in the game that I wasn’t prepared for, and the game auto revived me at 0 HP over and over until it gave up and said I won. This part probably would have worked better if I hadn’t played as such a Good Boy Ringo but I still could get through it

where can i learn more about this delinquint developern also have yall played kenka bancho on the psp

it’s a game where you beat the shit out of bullies so you can be King Bully