Games You Played Today: 358 Threads Over 2

Yeah they feel hilariously out of place.

Nobody is buying your an*me ass car game to drive a Viper, Capcom.

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this looks good, i haven’t played this one!

Sanvein even got a US release with terrible cover art:

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Love how Sanvein blasts out amen breaks after beating every minilevel. It’s great and so aurally obnoxious. Love the graphics being in line with Raycrisis’ wireframe cyberpunk and the MGS2 arsenal gear/VR mission floating UI overlay everywhere.

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i love how it seems to be set in some kind of cyberpunk nightmare church hospital

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spent the last two hours playing the hot new popular steam titty game, she will punish them.

i made a freak ass looking goblin with massive himmer-hommers and a ludicrously sized ass, because why wouldn’t you do that in a game like this? the character creator also includes a “pregnancy” slider, for the record.

you then go out into various fields and dungeons, killing zombies and skeletons for increasingly better loot. the obtainable loot also includes sexy lingerie. you can also buy lingerie using “crystals,” a secondary form of currency you get from completing missions. crystals can be used to buy furniture for your sex castle, in additions to unlocking rooms within it. the rooms and furniture can be interacted with, with your succubus doing sexy poses, and you can control the camera.

the combat is clunky as shit. the mouse controls are pretty bad, and i think i’ll switch to a controller next time i load this up. fighting on inclines and stairs is really buggy. sometimes the game thinks you’re back at your home base during a dungeon run, so you can buy and interact with home menus while staring at a stone wall half a world away. all that being said, she will punish them is a game about big titty succubi fighting monsters, and this has since supplanted cruelty squad and guilty gear strive as my game of the year 2021.

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goty

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licensing the Jr Wheel concept for 150k

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I would not be surprised if it uses the same puzzles as adult wheel but you just get different prizes

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not really feeling this whole lag backstab thing

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Oh this is adorable!

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I think Dark Souls PvP is cool conceptually but am also baffled by anyone who takes it seriously cuz it is the laggiest, most bullshit online competition since like…Smash Bros Brawl.

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The correct way to tryhard is with increasingly complex roleplay/micronarrative schemes

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This looks way cutter and better than modern platformers

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After playing around a bit, I can honestly say it’s nice that hunting a lich/sister in Warframe is now mostly an afternoon’s/evening’s affair. The murmur acquisition is much, much swifter than previously. Each lich/sister giving you a 3-use joker requiem for your parazon that counts as all of them, just makes it smoother still after the first.

Rambling about mechanics

I still haven’t found the damage resistance they’re supposed to have to be an issue but that is probably down to a combination of two of the powers my preferred Warframe uses. Silence ends channeled powers and prevents casting of powers by liches. I’ve heard the DR they get is on a timer and supposedly refreshes, so it’s possible Silence is suppressing its re-upping.

The second power is Sonar, which stacks exponentially with itself (in my case, each weakspot is 10x damage). So, if I have, let’s say, 3 stacks on the target’s head, and assuming a crit I’ll do damage x 10 x 10 x 10 x 2 (headshot) x 2 (special bonus for crit headshot) damage. Or, uh, lemme get a calculator-4000x my normal crit damage.

Compared to other warframes that tends to be around-okay, look, my math skills suck, so most other big multipliers for warframe damage is around 7x peak, and require some pretty heavy investment in power strength and min-maxing to get there. A lot of those frames that do, end up rendering the bulk of their kit aside from the damage amp, and maybe a damage resistance skill, nearly unusable and utterly ineffective.

All this amounts to doing so much damage that it’s entirely possible the DR is eating my damage same as anyone else but that bit of leftover is still sufficient to wipe the floor with the liches/sisters.

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and the redditors are so hostile!

Dragon Quest XI S sure doesn’t wanna end, does it?

i mean on the one hand it’s nice to keep playing and having places to go and things to do, but on the other, idk if anything or anyone in this game is developed or interesting enough to warrant where and how long it keeps going.

i have more thoughts about other….spoilery stuff, but i’m going to wait to post about it until i beat the game, which will either happen today, or will happen on Monday when i’m back from visiting my mom.

i am really about to fight the final boss, though. like really really. i think….

for the record, i’ve really enjoyed this game. i just want it to be over

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Grabbed the SoR4 dlc

Tried out the first stage on Mania+

Watched a basic ass Galsia cover the entire goddamn screen in half a second

I’m still laughing

Video games are good again

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Goddamn Survival Mode unlocks more moves and my brain can’t handle it, nor how Max is everything I wanted him to be

MAXIMANIA

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Questing through Netherstorm on my Warlock. Fantastic ambiance in this zone.

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